thatâs the last weâll see of it. Iâve been through all this before, Colonel.â
âWell, you know more about all this European Mickey Mouse than Iâll ever understand,â said Schlegel. It was a double-edged compliment and he bared his teeth to let me know it. âWeâll hold it for the three-month cycle,â he offered, as if trying to come to terms with me.
âDonât do me any favours,â I told him. âI donât give a good goddamn if you publish it as a whole-page ad in
Variety
. Iâve done what I was asked. But if the department expected me to return with the synopsis for World War Three, Iâm sorry to disappoint. If you want to send me back to spend the rest of the year drinking with Champion at the departmentâs expense, Iâll be very happy to do so. But Champion is no dope. Heâll tumble whatâs going on.â
âMaybe he already did,â Schlegel said slyly. âMaybe thatâs why you got nothing out of him.â
âYou know what to do, then,â I told him.
âI already did it,â he said. âA short dark kid. Looks ten years younger than she really is: Melodie Page. Been with the department nearly eight years!â
3
âWilliam, come to Mother, darling, and let me give you a kiss.â Championâs failed marriage was all there in that imperious command. An elegant French wife who persisted in calling their small son Billy âWilliamâ, and who gave him kisses, instead of asking for them.
She gave Billy the promised kiss, pulled a dead leaf off the front of his sweater and then waited until heâd left the room. She turned to me. âAll I ask is that you donât remind me how keen I was to marry him.â She poured fresh hot water into the teapot, and then put the copper kettle back on the hob. It hummed gently with the heat from the blazing logs. There was a stainless-steel kitchen only a few steps along the carpeted corridor, but she had made the tea and toasted the bread on the open fire in the lounge. From here we could look out of the window and watch the wind ruffling the river and whipping the bare trees into a mad dance. The black Welsh hills wore a halo of gold that promised respite from the dark daylight.
âI didnât come down here to talk about Steve, or about the divorce,â I protested.
She poured tea for me and gave me the last slice of toast. She spiked a fresh piece of bread on to the toasting fork. âThen itâs surprising how many times we seem to find ourselves talking about it.â She turned to the hearth and busied herself with finding a hot place in the fire. âSteve has this wonderful knack,â she continued bitterly, âthis wonderful knack of falling on his feet ⦠like a kitten.â
It was an affectionate analogy. The rejection had hurt, I could see that. I buttered my toast and put some of Caterinaâs homemade jam on it. It was delicious and I ate it without speaking.
âThis damned house,â she continued. âMy sister wrote to tell me how much it would be worth if it was in France. But itâs not in France, itâs in Wales! And it costs a fortune to keep the slates on, and mend the boiler, and cut the lawn ⦠and heating oil has nearly doubled in price just since the last delivery.â The bread started to smoke. She cursed softly, broke the scorched piece off and threw it away into the flames before toasting the other side. Caterina could cope with things. That was her misfortune in a way. She wanted to be cosseted and looked after but she was ten times more efficient than any of the men who wanted to do it. âSo Steve gets rid of the house, burdens me with all its problems and expenses, and everyone tells me to be grateful.â
âYouâre not exactly poor, Caty,â I said.
She looked at me for a moment, deciding if I knew her well enough to make such a personal remark.