Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids Read Online Free Page B

over the keys so I can open this door!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gary.
    Gary who?
    Gary me inside—my legs are tired.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    I don’t know.
    I don’t know who?
    I don’t know who either, so open the door and find out.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Beth.
    Beth who?
    I didn’t sneeze!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Shelby.
    Shelby who?
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howl.
    Howl who?
    Howl we get away from all these knock knock jokes?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water you doing at my house?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Vera.
    Vera who?
    Vera few people think these jokes are funny.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Garden.
    Garden who?
    Stop garden the door and let me in!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Henrietta.
    Henrietta who?
    Henrietta bug and now he’s sick.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie reason you’re not opening the door?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dozen.
    Dozen who?
    Dozen anyone ever open the door?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dragon.
    Dragon who?
    These jokes are dragon on and on.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Willie.
    Willie who?
    Willie tell us more knock knock jokes?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Moe.
    Moe who?
    Moe knock knock jokes, please.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ernest.
    Ernest who?
    Ernest is full of chicken eggs.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Taylor.
    Taylor who?
    Taylor brother to pick up his toys.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dewy.
    Dewy who?
    Dewy get to hear more knock knock jokes?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in and you’ll find out.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Collette.
    Collette who?
    Collette crazy, but I’d like to come in and see you.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Radio.
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Achoo.
    Achoo who?
    Achoo my gum every day.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Juicy.
    Juicy who?
    Juicy any monsters under my bed?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alaska.
    Alaska who?
    Alaska one more time to let me in!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yellow.
    Yellow who?
    Yellow, and how are you doing today?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doughnut.
    Doughnut who?
    Doughnut open the door to strangers!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Handsome.
    Handsome who?
    Handsome food to me—I’m really hungry!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rabbit.
    Rabbit who?
    Rabbit carefully, it’s a Christmas present!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sarah.
    Sarah who?
    Is Sarah doctor in the house? I feel sick!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ida.
    Ida who?
    Ida know, why don’t you open up and find out?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oscar.
    Oscar who?
    Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes not the end of my knock knock jokes!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive these knock knock jokes are making me sick.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    Are you an owl or something?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sombrero.
    Sombrero who?
    Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ken.
    Ken who?
    Ken you come out and play?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Itchy.
    Itchy who?
    Bless you!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gorilla.
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla me a hamburger—I’m hungry!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ivan.
    Ivan who?
    Ivan to come in, so please open the door!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub! I’m drowning!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Walter.
    Walter who?
    Walter you doing here so early?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who’s Justin.
    Justin who?
    You’re Justin time for dinner.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wanda.
    Wanda who?
    Do you Wanda let me in yet?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rufus.
    Rufus who?
    Your Rufus on fire!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Everest.
    Everest who?
    Do we Everest from telling knock knock jokes?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s