Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids Read Online Free

does a frog say when he washes windows?
    A: “Rub it, rub it, rub it.”
    Q: What do you get when a lion escapes from the zoo?
    A: A cat-astrophe.
    Q: What is the best kind of cat to have around?
    A: A dandy-lion.
    Q: What did the tiger say to her cubs when they wanted to go out and play?
    A: “Be careful—it’s a jungle out there!”
    Q: Why did the monkey almost get fired?
    A: It took him a while to get into the swing of things.
    Q: Why is the snail one of the strongest creatures in the world?
    A: They can carry their houses on their backs.
    Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a forest?
    A: You get fur trees.
    Q: Where do trout keep their money?
    A: In a river bank.
    Q: What did the worm say to her daughter when she came home late?
    A: “Where on earth have you been?”
    Q: What did the boy say when he threw a slug across the room?
    A: “Man, how slime flies!”
    Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
    A: It’s an elephant, so who’s going to stop him?
    Q: What is a frog’s favorite flower?
    A: A croak-us.
    Q: How do you keep a dog from barking in the backseat of the car?
    A: Put him in the front seat of the car.
    Q: What do you get when you cross a monkey and a peach?
    A: You get an ape-ricot.
    Q: How do you greet a frog?
    A: “Wart’s up?”
    Q: Who brings kittens for Christmas?
    A: Santa Claws.
    Q: What did Santa give Rudolph for his upset stomach?
    A: Elk-A-Seltzer.

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KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butter.
    Butter who?
    I butter not tell you—it’s a secret.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy you think we’ll be done with these knock knock jokes?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hailey.
    Hailey who?
    Hailey a cab so I can go home.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wayne.
    Wayne who?
    The Wayne is really coming down, so open the door!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Weasel.
    Weasel who?
    Weasel be late if you don’t hurry up.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Norway.
    Norway who?
    There is Norway I’m leaving until you open this door.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Raymond.
    Raymond who?
    Raymond me to go to the store to get some milk and eggs.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nose.
    Nose who?
    I nose a lot more knock knock jokes if you want to hear them.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hannah.
    Hannah who?
    Hannah me some of those apples, I’m hungry!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you. Do you love me too?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Eileen.
    Eileen who?
    I’m so tall, Eileen over to get through the door.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Les.
    Les who?
    Les cut the small talk and let me in.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Brett.
    Brett who?
    Brett you don’t know who this is!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bacon.
    Bacon who?
    I’m bacon a cake for your birthday.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Irish.
    Irish who?
    Irish you’d let me in.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ashley.
    Ashley who?
    Ashley I changed my mind and I don’t want to come in.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Italy.
    Italy who?
    Italy a shame if you don’t open this door!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alda.
    Alda who?
    Alda kids like my knock knock jokes.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gwen.
    Gwen who?
    Gwen do you think we can get together?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Francis.
    Francis who?
    Francis next to Spain.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cook.
    Cook who?
    Are you as crazy as you sound?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Juno.
    Juno who?
    Juno it’s me so let me in now!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alex.
    Alex who?
    Alex plain later, now let me in!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gladys.
    Gladys who?
    Aren’t you Gladys is the last knock knock joke?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Joanna.
    Joanna who?
    Joanna come out and play?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Archie.
    Archie who?
    Archie going to let me in?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Robin.
    Robin