Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids Read Online Free Page A

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    Robin a bank is against the law.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Duncan.
    Duncan who?
    Duncan cookies in milk tastes good.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pastor.
    Pastor who?
    Pastor potatoes. I’m hungry!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Carson.
    Carson who?
    Carson the freeway drive really fast.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ben.
    Ben who?
    I’ve Ben gone a lot lately and came by to see you.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doug.
    Doug who?
    I Doug deep and still couldn’t find my keys. Please let me in!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aldon.
    Aldon who?
    When you’re Aldon with dinner can you come out and play?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    House.
    House who?
    House it going for you?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Arlo.
    Arlo who?
    Arlo temperature is making me cold. Please let me in!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ben.
    Ben who?
    I haven’t Ben over to visit in a long time.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mia.
    Mia who?
    Mia hand is killing me from all this knocking. Will you please let me in?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anna.
    Anna who?
    Anna chance you’ll let me in? It’s cold out here!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Samantha.
    Samantha who?
    Can you give me Samantha to my questions?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lee.
    Lee who?
    I’m lone Lee without you. Please let me in!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    Giddyup, cowboy!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cameron.
    Cameron who?
    Is the Cameron? I want to take a picture.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Stan.
    Stan who?
    Stan back because I’m going to break down the door!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ice.
    Ice who?
    It would be really ice to see you, so please open the door.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Eyes.
    Eyes who?
    Eyes better come in before I catch a cold.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ada.
    Ada who?
    I Ada lot for lunch so now I’m really full.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dewey.
    Dewey who?
    Dewey have to go to school today?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Jell-o.
    Jell-o who?
    Jell-o, it’s me again!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Peas.
    Peas who?
    Peas, can you come out and play?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Fanny.
    Fanny who?
    If Fanny body asks, I’m not home.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hugo.
    Hugo who?
    Hugo first and I’ll go second.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Megan.
    Megan who?
    You’re Megan me crazy with all of these knock knock jokes.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Owen.
    Owen who?
    I’m Owen you a lot of money, but I’ll pay you back soon!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lucas.
    Lucas who?
    Lucas in the eye and tell us you don’t want to hear another knock knock joke!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    You Luke like you want to hear another knock knock joke!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Quack.
    Quack who?
    You quack me up with all these knock knock jokes.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sadie.
    Sadie who?
    If I Sadie magic word will you let me in?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Queen.
    Queen who?
    I had a bath, so I’m queen as a whistle!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Baby Al.
    Baby Al who?
    Baby Al will, baby Al won’t.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe come out and play?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oldest.
    Oldest who?
    Oldest knocking is giving me a headache.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Woody.
    Woody who?
    Woody like to hear another knock knock joke?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    B.C.
    B.C. who?
    I’ll B.C.-ing you soon.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Weed.
    Weed who?
    Weed better go home now for dinner.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dawn.
    Dawn who?
    Dawn mess around, or I’m leaving!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rockefeller.
    Rockefeller who?
    Rockefeller in his cradle and he’ll go right to sleep.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dora.
    Dora who?
    A Dora is between us, so open up!
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Braden.
    Braden who?
    Are you busy Braden your hair or will you open the door?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hannah.
    Hannah who?
    Hannah