bit. I mean, didnât my friends know me at all? Wouldnât they have known that I never would have listened to Yanni, let alone buddied him?
My eyes kept jumping back to Justinâs comments about breaking up, my status as âSingle,â and the blogentry. But I didnât want to be single! I wanted to be not broken up with my boyfriend!
âOh my God,â I moaned, still trying to take in the carnage in front of me.
The profile picture was especially bad. I had never seen it before, but it must have been taken at Brianâs last party â I recognized the overturned couches that signaled a McMahon party in full swing. My eyes were half-closed, and I was grinning stupidly at the camera while simultaneously looking like I was about to sneeze.
It was the WORST picture of myself that Iâd ever seen. And Iâd certainly seen some bad ones, especially after Lisa went through her photography stage and was always trying to take âcandids,â all the while yelling, âIâm not here! Just ignore me! And cheat left. And look unhappy. No, frown. Frown . Good!â
This picture was worse than that whole series. Scrolling down so I wouldnât have to look at it, I tried to click on my friendsâ profiles to see the comments that had been made. But I kept being routed to a screen that told me these profiles were private and I couldnât access them. Which meant Iâd been defriended .
It looked like I was still friends with Ruth, Schuyler, and Lisa (thankfully), and Connor Atkins (unfortunately). But Ruthâs was the only profile I was still Top 8-ed in. Thatâs when it hit me how grave this was. My friends and I took our Top 8s seriously. It had been a bigdeal when Iâd moved Justin to my number one spot, and Lisa and Schuyler hadnât spoken for a week over the fact that Schuyler once had ranked Ruth ahead of Lisa. And the day Lisa had moved Dave to her number one spot was pretty much a major turning point in their relationship.
I tried to access Justinâs page again. He had a new profile picture, which was adorable, even though he seemed to be looking a little too far to the left. Next to the picture were the horrible words: This profile is private. To access this userâs profile, you must be one of their friends.
But I was one of his friends! I was his girl friend! Well, I had been. I was about to message him to try and explain â my phone was still charging â when my iChat dinged with an invitation from Schuyler. And then she was on my screen, with her arms crossed, glaring at me.
âShy!â I said. âOmg, Iâm glad youâre online. Something really strange happened! I logged on to Friendverse, and ââ
âYouâre back?â she interrupted me crisply.
âYes,â I said, âJust now. But I donât ââ
âMeet us at Stubbs in twenty minutes,â she said, referring to the local coffee chain, and our regular hangout. Schuylerâs face was beginning to get blotchy, the way it always did when she was upset and didnât want toshow it. We were always telling her to just go ahead and get mad, because we could all tell she was anyway, and at least that way she wouldnât blotch. But apparently, she hadnât taken this advice.
âShy ââ I started to say, but she logged out, and I was left talking to my computer.
Schuyler had seemed mad. I could tell from her face. I scrolled down to her comments, reading how hurt she sounded. True, I had promised her that I wouldnât tell anyone about her nose job. But I really hadnât told that many people. Just Ruth and Lisa and maybe a few theater people and possibly a couple of others. But it was a nose job , itâs not like it wasnât going to be obvious to everyone once they saw it.
And itâs not like I meant to talk about people behind their backs, or that I meant anything malicious by it. Pas du