tout , as Lisa might say. It was just aâ¦way of relaying information. Getting the word out. A public service, if you will. Kind of like CNN.
Also, itâs not like it had never helped anyone. Thatâs how Jimmy and Liz got together, all the way back in fifth grade, as I ran interference and messages and fruit roll-ups back and forth between them and their groups of friends. And when theyâd gone through a rocky patch freshman year, it was precisely me telling Jimmy and Liz what the other person was saying and thinking that got them back together again.
And people didnât really think of me as a gossip. That would have to be Marilee Suarez, the biggest gossip in school, who couldnât keep anything to herself, and was, therefore, the person nobody told anything to. I was different. I was just interested in peopleâs lives. Like Margaret Mead.
Still, I felt horrible that my hacker â whoever they were â had made Schuylerâs nose job public. But Iâd apologize, and sheâd understand that I hadnât had anything to do with it.
Since sheâd told me to meet âusâ at the coffee shop, I assumed she meant Ruth and Lisa too. Glad for the chance to explain to all of them what had happened â and to get their take on the situation â I grabbed the bag of souvenirs Iâd bought for them. If they were all as mad as Schuyler had been, it wouldnât hurt to have presents on hand.
Then I emptied my purse of the stuff Iâd needed in the Galápagos â sunscreen, bug spray, passport, pocket guide to Spanish phrases â that I probably wouldnât need at Stubbs. I tossed in lip gloss and grabbed my cell from its charger. It wasnât fully charged yet, but it had enough juice for an emergency call.
I was almost to my door when I realized that I hadnât dealt with my profile. I figured that I didnât have time to delete all the hacked stuff and re-enter my original content, but I could at least prevent the hackerfrom doing more damage. I brought up my settings and clicked on the CHANGE PASSWORD option. Whoever had hacked me must have been able to guess that my password was madmacdonaldsmac! Which Iâd thought was pretty obscure, but apparently not enough.
I changed my password to ih8hackers!! , my screen name to Plz ignore the profile, I was hacked! , and headed downstairs to find my mother in the kitchen, staring fixedly at the stock report on the financial channel.
âHi Mom,â I said softly. Whenever I could get her like this, I jumped at the chance. She tended to get so focused on the fluctuations of the market that I could ask her almost anything and sheâd agree. This was how I ended up with permission to inverse pierce my navel, a new cell phone when Iâd gotten bored with my other one before the contract had expired, and a one A.M . weekend curfew.
âMmm,â she said, making notes on a piece of paper in front of her.
âIâm going out for coffee with my friends, but Iâll be back in time for dinner.â
âMmm,â she said again, still concentrating on the TV.
âOkay, bye now,â I said, backing out of the kitchen quietly. I hurried out the back door and practically tripped over Travis, who was sitting on the steps that led down to the garage, head in his PSP.
âWatch it,â I snapped at him as I made my way over to my car, a green Jetta named Judy. Technically, her full name was Judy Jetta-son, but my friends refused to let me refer to my car that way in public, citing the extreme dorkiness of it.
âAnything interesting online?â Travis asked. I looked over at him. He was smirking at me.
âWhat?â I said. âWhat are you talking about? Iâm going to be late.â
âJust wondering if you had anyâ¦new e-mails or anything. Thatâs all.â Then he went back to blowing up zombies or whatever he was doing on his PSP.
Rolling my eyes