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theses. Bibliographical units are not numbered. The creator of
The Forestry Bibliography
was the first to catalog the entire forest matter in a single piece of work. The work has been viewed as influential.
        Alphonse Kauders had a dog by the name of Rex, whose whelp, in the course of time, he gave to Josip B. Tito.
        Alphonse Kauders had a mysterious prostate illness and, in the course of time, he said: “Strange are the ways of urine.”
        Alphonse Kauders said to Rosa Luxemburg: “Let me penetrate a little bit, just a bit, I’ll be careful.”
        Alphonse Kauders said: “And what if I am still here.”
        Alphonse Kauders was the only son of his father, a teacher. He was locked up in a lunatic asylum, having attempted to molest seven seven-year-old girls at the same time. Father, a teacher.
        Alphonse Kauders said to Dr. Joseph Goebbels: “Writing is a useless endeavor. It is as though we sign every molecule ofgas, say, of air, which—as we all know—cannot be seen. Yet, signed gas, or air, is easier to inhale.”
    Dr. Joseph Goebbels said: “Well, listen, that differs from a gas to a gas.”
        Alphonse Kauders was the owner of the revolver used to assassinate King Alexander.
        One of Alphonse Kauders’s seven wives had a tumor as big as a three-year-old child.
        Alphonse Kauders said: “People are so ugly that they should be liberated from the obligation to have photos in their identity cards. Or, at least, in their Party cards.”
        Alphonse Kauders desired, passionately, to create a bibliography of pornographic literature. He held in his head 3,700 pornographic books. Plus magazines.
        Richard Sorge, talking about the winds of Alphonse Kauders, said: “They sounded like sobs, sheer heartrending sorrow, which, resembling waves, emerged from the depths of one’s soul, and, then, broke down, someplace high, high above.”
        Alphonse Kauders, in the course of time, had to crawl on all fours for seven days, for his penis had been stung by seventy-seven bees.
        Alphonse Kauders owned complete lists of highly promiscuous women in Moscow, Berlin, Marseilles, Belgrade, and Munich.
        Alphonse Kauders was a Virgin in his horoscope. And in his horoscope only.
        Alphonse Kauders never, never wore or carried a watch.
        There are records suggesting that the five-year-old Alphonse Kauders amazed his mother by making “systematic order” in the house pantry.
        Alphonse Kauders said to Adolf Hitler, in Munich, as they were guzzling down their seventh mug of beer: “God, mine is always hard when it is needed. And it is always needed.”
        Alphonse Kauders:
    a) hated forests
    b) loved to watch fires
    These proclivities were happily united in his notorious obsession with forest fires, which he would watch, with great pleasure, whenever he had a chance.
        Josip B. Tito, talking about the winds of Alphonse Kauders, said: “They sounded like all the sirens of Moscow on May 1, the International Labor Day.”
        Alphonse Kauders impregnated Eva Braun, and she, in the course of time, delivered a child. But after Adolf Hitler began establishing new order and discipline and seducing Eva Braun, she, intoxicated by the Führer’s virility, sent the child to a concentration camp, forcing herself to believe it was only for the summer.
        Alphonse Kauders hated horses. Oh, how Alphonse Kauders hated horses.
        Alphonse Kauders, in the course of time, truly believed that man created himself in the process of history.
        Alphonse Kauders stood behind Gavrilo Princip, whispering—as urine was streaming down Gavrilo’s thigh, as Gavrilo’s sweating hand, holding a weighty revolver, was trembling in his pocket—Alphonse Kauders whispered: “Shoot, brother, what kind of a Serb are you?”
        Alphonse Kauders described his relationship with Rex: “We, living in fear, hate each