confronted by impossible choices and, when that happens, all we can do is let fate take a hand in the outcome.â
âAnd youâre saying that the circumstances were so compelling you had no alternative.â
He nodded, âI believe the Americans call it being caught between a rock and hard place, Inspector.â
âCould you elaborate?â
âI think Iâve said enough â good morning, Inspector, and thank you for your understanding.â
âHeâs round the twist.â Blissâs voice echoed along the cell passage to Sergeant Patterson as he slammed the cell door behind him.
âCareful, Guv. Donât give him a defence. He might get some high priced trick cyclist to declare him non compos mentis .â
âYeah, and six months later pronounce him cured. Then heâd be out of the nuthouse and walking the streets the same as you and I.â
The sergeant nodded. âApart from the fact heâd have a piece of paper declaring him sane â whereas you and I ...â
They had reached the main cell block door. Patterson rattled the thick iron bars to catch the jailorâs attention and, as they waited, Bliss put two and two together and came up with four and half. âIâm sure weâre missing something important here, Pat,â he began, a fog of ideas swirling in his brain but failing to coalesce into anything tangible or sensible. âDauntseyâs far too intelligent ...â he paused and thought about his choice of words. âNo, itâs more than intelligence: Heâs too cunning to get caught like this. I mean, itâs pathetically incompetent to slit his old manâs throat in a public place with half the town listening.â
âIt happened on the spur of the moment. No-oneâs suggesting it was premeditated â just a sudden argument.â
âBut what about the body, Pat? Just imagine if you were to kill me right now â no pre-planning, heat of the moment argument. What would you do with the body to ensure no-one found it?â
The sergeant put on his thinking face. âConcrete overcoat,â he suggested after a momentâs pause.
Bliss lit up. âOffice block â new bridge, that sort of thing.â
Patterson nodded, though with little enthusiasm. âThereâs plenty of buildings going up around here. But arenât we forgetting something, Guv?â
âWhat?â
âYesterday was Sunday, and it was pissing with rain. Whoâs gonna be pouring wet concrete?â
Bliss got the message but was stuck on concrete. âWhat about cement boots â then dump him in the river.â
Patterson was already shaking his head. âThe river ainât deep enough, plus the fact thatâd have to be preplanned. Where would he get a load of quick drying cement at half past nine on a Sunday night?â
âWait a minute, Pat. You were the one who said it wasnât premeditated. Iâm still not convinced. I think he carefully plotted the whole thing. Like I said, heâs cunning.â
âWhat about all the witnesses in the pub then; whoâs gonna be daft enough ...?â He left the hypothesis unfinished, unwilling to waste his breath.
âCould be part of the plan,â mused Bliss, grateful that the arrival of the jailor saved him from having to explain his reasoning.
âDonât worry, Guv. Weâll soon find the body, once the dog teams get going.â
âIâd like to agree with you, but Iâm beginning to think that my money might be safer on Dauntsey.â
They wandered abstractly back to the CID office, both hoping to arrive at some earth-shattering explanation that would spectacularly solve the case of the Majorâs missing body. Neither succeeded.
âI still donât understand what they were doing at the pub,â Bliss said, throwing himself into a comfortable-looking moquette chair. âDid Dauntsey give a