reason in his confession?â
Patterson raised his eyebrows at the chair. âThatâs an exhibit, Guv,â he said apologetically.
âIt should be in the property store then,â Bliss said, rising, giving the chair an accusatory stare.
âSorry, Guv â Iâll get Dowding to deal with it. Anyway, Jonathon Dauntsey said he was visiting his father who had taken a room at the Black Horse.â
âWhy? He had a perfectly good house up the road.â
âI assumed it had something to do with his mother being in the nursing home.â
âYou canât afford to assume anything in this game. You know that, Pat. Anyway, all is not lost; Iâll ask his mother. Easier still â Get someone at the pub to ask the landlady if she knows.â
Patterson picked up the phone and was listening to the br-r-ring as Bliss paced meditatively, throwing out his thoughts at random. âDoesnât make sense ... Whatâs the motive? ... Why were they there?â
Someone at the pub answered the phone. âLetâs find out, shall we?â said Patterson asking to speak to one of the detectives.
The officer was back on the phone in less than a minute. âAccording to the landlady, the Major didnât live down here â he ran the estate up in Scotland, and Jonathon Dauntsey told them his father preferred to stay at the pub because there was no-one at the big house to cook and clean â what with his wife being in the nursing home ân all.â
âOne mystery cleared up, Inspector,â said the sergeant replacing the receiver, relieved that the mystery had not been of his making.
âI wonder what did happen then.â
âWeâll know as soon as the body turns up.â
âIf it turns up,â said Bliss, reflecting uneasily on the prisonerâs supreme confidence. âWhat about a motive, Pat? Have you any ideas?â
âHe says he had his reasons ... and donât forget, Guv, weâve got the confession.â
âIâve had at least three murder cases where innocent people have confessed.â
âWhy?â
âJust to get their fifteen minutes I suppose. But this oneâs different â Iâve always started with the body before â two bodies in one case. Anyway, enough speculating. I guess weâd better go and see his wife; itâs nearly ten.â
The enquiry counter was under siege as they headed out the door. âBloody vandals ... trampled flower beds ... tyre tracks in the grass ... half-filled a grave ...â A balloon-nosed madman in a dog collar was blasting away at the clerk with a pew-side manner heâd honed as a prison chaplain.
âWhat do you mean, young man â âitâs not a crimeâ?â griped the vicar, âIâd like to speak to someone in authority ...â
âSerg,â the clerk caught them with a look of relief, âis it a crime to fill in a hole?â
âNot as far as I know, lad â never has been. Now digging one ...â
âWhat about the Ecclesiastical Courts Jurisdiction Act?â demanded the vicar.
Patterson flipped through his memory of legislation but couldnât place anything relevant. âSorry, Sir, Iâm in a bit of a rush.â
âWait,â said Bliss, half out the door. âWhat did he say, Pat?â
âSomething about a ... shit!â he turned. âWhen was this, Sir?â
âLast night ... sometime after evensong. I was ...â
âWhere?â Bliss demanded hastily.
âSt Paulâs. In the churchyard, of course. It took three days to dig, what with all the rain. The funeralâs in less than two hours. The family will be furious. They had to get special dispensation from the diocese. Officially the churchyardâs been closed to new internments for the past ten years ... no ... I tell a lie, longer, probably twelve or more ...â
âSir,â Bliss tried