thick they were. âYouâve got to see these telescopes,â he said.
The whole class laughed with Stewart. The next day, three kids in class said they wanted glasses as âcoolâ as Stewartâs glasses.
It was no fun teasing Stewart.
But it was fun teasing me!
I had to take the fun out.
I had to get used to my dimples. Maybe even like them.
I looked in the hall mirror.
I smiled as wide as I could.
My dimples were two holes. But whatâs so bad about holes?
Holes are nice. Holes are different. Holes are fun!
It all depends on how you see them.
Chapter Ten
Eloise
âWhat are you doing, Lawrence?â asked Eloise.
I didnât know what to say. I couldnât tell Eloise my plan. I stopped smiling into the mirror.
âWhy donât you smile anymore?â asked Eloise. âYouâre always so grumpy now.â
âIâm not grumpy,â I told her. â See.â I smiled a big smile right at her.
âHey, Lawrence,â she said. âI think your dimples are bigger. They look like caves. You could put peanuts in there. Can I see if a peanut fits?â
âNo,â I said.
âHow about a raisin? I bet a raisin would fit.â
âNo,â I said. I went to the kitchen to get a snack.
Eloise followed me.
âHow about a chocolate chip? You could eat it when you got hungry.â
âGo away, Eloise,â I shouted.
âYou said you werenât going to be grumpy any more. You lied. Youâre still grumpy.â
Eloise stormed out of the kitchen.
The doorbell rang. It was Aunt Molly. Now Iâd really get to test my dimple plan.
âHi, Aunt Molly,â I said, giving her a big smile.
âWell hello, darling,â she said. She pinched my cheek. âYouâre much more cheerful today.â
Her pinch stung like a needle. I kept smiling.
âYes, Iâm in a much better mood today,â I told her.
âWell, Lawrence,â she cooed, pinching my cheeks again, âI love your dimples. I always say to your mother, âNo one has dimples like Lawrence.ââ
âI know,â I said.
I winced again. My cheeks burned from Aunt Mollyâs nails. Why did she have to have such long, sharp nails? Maybe my face was bleeding.
My face was aching from all the smiling and pinching, so I stopped smiling. I thought I should save all my smiles for Joe anyway.
They had to be special smiles for Joe. I had to smile as if I loved my dimples. I had to smile as if I wished everyone in the world had dimples. I had to smile as if, no matter what Joe said about me or my dimples, I didnât care.
Would it work? Maybe Joe would find something else to tease me about. Maybe heâd tease me about being short. Maybe heâd tease me about how my hair got curly when it rained. Maybe heâd tease me about the small space between my two front teeth.
Maybe nothing Iâd do would work.
Tomorrow I would know.
Chapter Eleven
Dumb Holes
The next morning, Joe poked me in the stomach.
âWeâre measuring your holes today,â he said in his gangster voice, waving his ruler.
âWait!â I said.
I reached into my cubby and pulled out my ruler. I pulled out a washable red pen and made a dot in each of my dimples.
âVoila!â I said. I smiled my widest smile.
I placed my ruler on my face. I felt where my dimple began and where it ended.
âPerfect! A matching pair,â I said.
Joe stared at me. His tongue hung in his mouth as if he had lost the power to speak.
The bell rang.
We sat down.
My heart pounded.
Iâd won round one. Round two was coming.
It came at recess.
âLetâs play catch,â said Stewart.
Stewart and I threw the ball back and forth. I felt a hard jab in my ribs. It was Joe.
âPeople with dumb holes are dumb people,â he said.
âDimples are not dumb holes. Theyâre wonderful holes,â I told him. âTheyâre perfect