on hold. Wanna come after school to check it out? Would
love
a second opinion.
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Totally. Canât wait. But donât you think itâll be hard to, like, totally get into the spirit of prom and graduation and stuff with all of the serious stuff going on lately? I mean, Ed in the hospital and that creepy âDroogâ violence? It freaks me out.
And speaking of creepy, just saw Gaia Moore in her usual sweats du jourâbig change from the little black dress of Wednesday night, you know? I mean, could someone please get the girl a brush? Tell me what a hottie like Jake Montoneâwho
clearly
understands the importance of personal groomingâsees in a girl like that? Iâm still thinking we should plan a little low-level revenge since she did lie to us about the partyâwhether everyone else is into it or not.
Anyway, letâs meet on the steps after last period. I need caffeine if Iâm going to keep my strength up shopping.
LOCAL DROOGS ENGAGE IN A LITTLE OF THE OLD ULTRAVIOLENCE
IV heads, or âDroogs,â as they are coming to be known by the media, may have a new way of getting their fix. The next wave of testosterone highs comes from an âOrange,â so named because it comes in the form of a tab stamped with small orange polka-dot icons. These âOrangesâ are the most concentrated form of IV available, and those whoâre hooked are acting out
Clockwork Orange
styleâthat is to say, indulging in a little of the old ultraviolence. IV almost completely inhibits fear, leaving those whoâve taken it free to wreak havoc around town in the form of pranksâsome harmless, some less so. Police report that vandalism is up 12 percent since Oranges hit the scene and petty burglary 22 percent. Washington Square Park, sources report, has been heavily hit, and it is recommended that Village School students avoid the park after sundown.
âYou donât want to be out in the parkâor even anywhere near thereâonce the sun is down,â Sergeant Mike Donovan warns. âThe Droogs arenât like other JDs. Theyâre more like serious addicts. Which means dangerous with a capital
D
. Theyâre not afraid of anything.â
With prom and graduation rapidly approaching, we at the Village School have to wonder if the escalation of IV-related crimes is going to rain on ourend-of-the-year parade. Prom night, for example, traditionally known for its high levels of underage drinking and drug use, may be more closely monitored. But according to Principal Hickey, there are at present no intentions to alter plans for graduation or prom. âWe see no reason not to carry on as usual,â Hickey confirmed, âthough we may heighten our security. Neither graduation nor prom should be affected by this recent wave of petty crime.â
Which means that for the time being, at least, prom and graduationâas well as all related events and ceremoniesâwill continue as planned.
Sudden Burst of Optimism
GAIA FINISHED SKIMMING THE NEWS-paper article in the latest
Village School Weekly
and pushed the paper aside. She picked listlessly at her lunchâsomething vaguely Italian swam in a sea of watery red sauce, but it wasnât doing the trickâand thought about the Droogs. So they were fearless, huh? It was ironic that this group of tweakers would replicate her very own questionable genetic mutation at the same time that she was acutely, unavoidably fearing just about everything that she encountered. The idea of a bunch of scumbags getting their jollies in
her
park, making life unsafe for
her
friends was the type of thing that would normally have motivated her to kick some serious ass. Sheâd have
deliberately
headed to the park, looking for losers to stomp on. But now? Now she found herself distractedly thinking about prom, relieved, surprisingly, to hear that it