old-man mask. It took a while to tug the rubber mask off his face. He started to laugh, too. He flashed me a thumbs-up.
It didnât take Mitch long to figure out what was up. I told you heâs real smart.
âYou two planned this whole thing, right?â
I nodded. âBrad sneaked and hid in the closet while you were having your milk and cookies.â
âDid I scare you?â Brad asked Mitch, grinning.
Mitch leaped to his feet. With an angry roar, he flung himself at me and started pounding me with both fists.
âYou jerk! You jerk!â
âOkay, okay,â I said, squirming away, trying to protect myself. âStop. It was a joke, okay?â
âA stupid joke,â Mitch said, breathing hard. âA stupid joke from a stupid girl.â
âI guess he liked it,â Brad said.
Brad has a dry sense of humor. He loves to play jokes like this on people. And he never feels bad if he scares them.
Actually, Iâve never seen Brad feel bad. Heâs always mellow. Like heâs just floating on air. Know what I mean?
Brad has a lot of friends. Parents like him, too. I guess itâs because heâs just the happiest, easiest kid to know.
âYouâre not funny. Youâre stupid!â Mitch cried. âI hate your stories. Theyâre too dumb. Like you.â
I clamped my hands on his shoulders and pushed him away so he couldnât punch me anymore.
âSorry,â I said. âI just wanted to get you ready for Halloween. It was a joke, Mitch.â
â Youâre a joke!â he screamed. âYouâre a stupid joke!â
âTell you what â tomorrow night Iâll tell you a funny story. Not a scary story. How does that sound?â
âI donât like funny stories,â he growled.
I guessed he wanted to stay angry.
So I said good night, and Brad followed me out of Mitchâs room and downstairs to the den. We passed Mom and Dad in the living room. They were hunched in front of the TV, playing a Wii tennis game, swinging their arms and diving for the invisible ball.
My parents love video games.
Weird, right?
Brad dropped onto an edge of the couch and picked up the empty popcorn bowl. âYou didnât save me any?â
âYou know Devin. He gobbled it all up. He spilled a lot on the floor. You can eat those.â
âHey, thanks.â
My phone dinged. I picked it up and glanced at the screen. A text message from Polly:
WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY PARTY ?
I turned the phone upside down on the coffee table. âWhat are we going to do about Pollyâs party?â I asked Brad. âShould we go and just die of boredom?â
He found some popcorn between the couch cushions and popped the kernels into his mouth. âWe need to liven it up,â he said.
âDuh. We need to do something crazy. Something random. You know. Maybe do something to scare everyone.â
He grinned. âWeâre good at that. Your brother will never speak to me again.â
âForget him,â I said, thinking hard. âWe need to do something really frightening at Pollyâs party and make everyone scream.â
We both thought in silence for a while. Brad kept turning the rubber old-man mask between his hands. Finally, he raised his head. His eyes flashed.
âHey, Iâve got an idea. What about this â¦?â
Brad raised the ugly old-man mask. âWhat about this? Creepy, right?â
âYeah,â I said. âCreepy enough to make Mitch scream.â
âWell ⦠what if we put on ugly masks like this one. Only we wear them backwards.â He pulled the mask over his head and spun it around so that the face part was on the back of his head. âThen we put our clothes on backwards and we walk backwards into Pollyâs house and we ââ
âIs that the dumbest idea you ever had?â I said. âLetâs vote. I vote yes.â
âWhy?â
âBecause if