is too awesome. She doesnât mean that in a nice way. She wishes I was more serious, like my little brother, Mitch.
âDonât keep me in suspense, creep,â I said. âJust tell me whatâs so tragic.â
âMy dad bought a pumpkin farm,â he said.
âYour dad isnât a farmer. He works at an insurance company. Oh. Sorry. I mean, he worked at an insurance company. I know heâs been looking for work. But ⦠pumpkins?â
Devin rolled his brown eyes. âTell me about it. Actually, he just leased it. Itâs one of those Pick-Your-Own-Pumpkin places. You know. You walk in the field and pull your own pumpkins off the vine. Big thrill, right?â
âWe did that when I was five,â I said. âI thought those long, twisty vines were creepy. Mitch was two and he started to cry. So we had to leave.â
âIâm going to cry, too,â Devin said. âBut Dad thinks heâs going to make a fortune selling pumpkins. Itâs only one week till Halloween. How many pumpkins can he sell?â
I shook my head. âOh, wow.â
âWait,â Devin said. âHere comes the tragic part. He got permission to take me out of school all week so I can help out on the farm.â
âOh, noooo,â I moaned.
âOh, yes. So where am I going to be spending Halloween? In a pumpkin patch.â
âNo way. No way.â
âPollyâs party will be a total thrill by comparison,â Devin said, shaking his head.
His hand scraped the bottom of the popcorn bowl. âHey, what happened to all the popcorn?â
âVery funny. Most of itâs stuck to your teeth.â
I was joking around, but I felt bad for him. Heâs not a farm kind of guy. He actually spent his first seven years in New York City. Then his dad got transferred here to Dayton, Ohio.
But Devin is a city dude.
âYouâre just going to rot with the pumpkins,â I said sadly.
He sighed. âThanks for trying to cheer me up.â
That made us both laugh. I checked the clock on the cable box. Then I jumped to my feet. âSee you when you get back,â I said. âGood luck.â I gave him a hard, phony handshake.
He stood up. âLu-Ann, where are you going?â he asked as I pushed him toward the front door.
âI have to go scare my little brother now.â
I tell my brother, Mitch, a scary story every night before he goes to sleep. I just make them up as I go along.
Mitch likes my stories and he hates them at the same time. He doesnât really like to be scared. He grits his teeth and shuts his fists and pretends heâs brave.
I donât want to torture the poor kid. But I only know how to tell scary stories. Thatâs the only kind of story I can dream up. I guess I just have a scary mind.
Mitch and I look alike a little bit. We both have straight black hair and dark eyes and round faces. Iâm very thin, but heâs pretty chubby. Mom says he hasnât lost his baby fat.
How do you think that line goes over with Mitch?
Not too well.
Mitch is a quiet, serious kid. Heâs only eight, but he likes to read endlessly long fantasy books about ancient kingdoms and dragons and battles and stuff.
He gets straight Aâs at Meadowdale, his elementary school. But he doesnât have a lot of friends.
I think itâs because heâs so quiet and shy.
We get along great even though weâre so different. The only thing we fight about is breakfast â toaster waffles or toaster pancakes? He goes for waffles, and I like the pancakes. Mom says it would be silly to buy both. So ⦠big fights in the supermarket.
I took Mitch into the kitchen for his nightly bedtime snack â Oreos and a glass of milk to dip them in. Then we headed upstairs. Mitch climbed into his platform bed and pulled up the covers.
Dad got him a platform bed down on the floor because he tosses and turns and rolls around a lot at