like it, thatâs all.â Zac has always been a big complainer. His specialty is complaining about how people are always treating us as though weâre invisible. Some of his favorite comments are: 1) They didnât even say hello! 2) That girl looked right through me! 3) Are they just going to pretend we donât exist? HEL-LO? Whenever Zac gets like this I explain to him that rather than waiting around for others to say hello or notice him, heâd be much better off DOING something in order to distinguish himself. âYou need to make people take notice of you,â I tell him. âYou need to stand up in order to stand out.â âRight,â he said with plenty of sulk in his voice. âI know!â I offered. âWhy donât you get involved in the chorus of Anything Goes ?â âYou mean like singing and dancing?â he asked. âItâs not too late.â âDude,â he said, deepening his voice. âThat is so gay.â
Six The show went on without a hitch. Tanya was brilliant and her rendition of âAnything Goesâ got a standing ovation at both performances. Jed Steckler came down with a wicked case of flu and as a result the audiences never got to enjoy his hilarious portrayal of Public Enemy #13 Moonface Martin. Instead I had to step in at the last moment and double as both Moonface and Lord Oakleigh. It was exhaustingâand terrifying. But people came up to me afterwards to tell me that they were utterly amazed, not only because I could play both parts so adroitly and make all of the quick changes, but also because in scenes where both characters appeared, I was able to slip seamlessly between the two without losing my place or my footing. A tour de force, they called it. I was pretty proud. It turned out to be a good thing that Pinky had dropped out of the show. If he had remained in the chorus, he would have been changing his costume backstage while I did my shtick onstage, and he never would have had the chance to see my performance from out in the auditorium. Besides, after two weeks of rehearsal it didnât seem as though he was ever going to get the dance steps down and do them in a convincing or artistically pleasing manner. I looked for him afterwards, but I totally understood why he didnât hang around. He had said on more than one occasion that he had already endured plenty of the castâs barbed musical-comedy comments and self-congratulatory looks. Everyone was pissed at him for dropping out at the last minute, everyone except for Tanya and me. However, he did call me at home after our cast party to tell me what he thought of the show. âYou are the real star, man.â âBut what about Tanya?â I asked him as I was removing my makeup. âScrew Tanya,â he replied bitterly. âSheâs a stuck-up bitch who thinks too much of herself for her own good.â I couldnât believe my ears; I was so touched. He really thought I was better than Tanya! He went on to tell me that the situation at home was not good. Apparently his father had been on a rampage for the past twenty-four hours; he had turned the Faraday household upside downâliterally. I didnât want to pry, but I did ask him if he was safe. He told me that he was for the time being because he was calling me from the crawlspace up in the attic and that was why he had to whisper. âIf anything happened to you, Pinky,â I said, trying to hold back my tears, âI wouldnât be able to go on. I really wouldnât.â âYes, you would,â he said. âYouâd be surprised how quickly people get over even the worst stuff.â A chill went up my spine because at that moment I realized that I was going to have to prove to Pinky that he was a person worth not getting over quickly. âNo,â I told him. âI wouldnât.â And then very quietly, so that his father wouldnât