first taste of Bernard Stylesâs savagery.
âNothing that wonât keep,â I said.
Another fluttering of his fingers, and Halldor was there with a leatherbound checkbook and a Cross pen. The greater you are, they say, the smaller your signature. The old manâs, at any rate, was a couple of Japanese strokes. In the very next moment, the check was resting in my hand.
âChemical Bank,â he told me, rising to his feet. âIt should clear instantly. The rest, as Iâve said, will be yours when you deliver the document. In person.â
âWhere will you be staying?â
âWith friends,â he said simply, âfor another week or so. I assume that will give you sufficient time to finish the job.â
âHow do I reach you?â
He tucked his umbrella under his arm. âIâll reach you . And now I must be off, Iâm afraid. Iâve been promised a private tour of the archives. If itâs not too much trouble, please do convey my deepest sympathies to Alonzoâs family. Such a loss to the world. And nowââhe rose in a straight lineââat the risk of sounding tasteless, Mr. Cavendish, itâs been a pleasure doing business with you.â
âAnd with you,â I said.
No final handshake. He sealed our compact with a nod and an almost bashful smile. Only in the act of leaving did a new thought strike him.
âDo you know, Iâve carried off some of my best transactions at funerals? From death springs life, I always say.â
3
M Y INTRODUCTION TO the School of Night I owe to Alonzo Waxâs elbow.
It came at me in the winter of our freshman year, about two hours and twenty minutes into a student production of Loveâs Labourâs Lost , which he and I were attending for entirely different reasons. Alonzo was testing his theory that the American dialect was better suited to Shakespearean English. (âElizabethans loved their consonants, Henry.â) I was warm for the junior playing the Princess of France. Once, in the act of asking me for my Chaucer notes, she had smiled at me, and in this smile lay such a world of promise that I honestly wasnât listening to the King of Navarre confess his love for the Princess. I was just waiting for the Princess to come back.
For this reason, I missed the crucial moment altogether. And would never have known what Iâd missed had it not been for Alonzoâs elbow, gouging out a uniquely tender spot between my fourth and fifth ribs.
âWhat the fuck?â I gasped back.
There was a pause of maybe two or three seconds, in which all my unworthiness gathered and mounted toward the heavens.
âNever mind,â he muttered.
Through the rest of the play he was silent, and for a good time afterward. But later that night, over gimlets at the Annex, he agreed to give me another chance. Walking his fingers across the sticky tabletop, he re-created the exact moment in Act IV, Scene 3, when the Kingâs men, having sworn off the company of women, must now confess themselves foresworn. They are men in love.
Having made a clean breast of it, they are now free to criticize one anotherâs tasteâwhich they do, with a will. The King, in particular, taunts his buddy Berowne for craving dark-haired Rosaline. Black as ebony, the King calls her. No face is fair that is not full so black , Berowne retorts. To which the King repliesâand here you must imagine every last beer mug in the Annex buzzing with Alonzoâs declamation:
O paradox! Black is the badge of hell,
The hue of dungeons and the SCHOOL ⦠OF ⦠NIGHT.â¦
Ellipses, his. Capital letters, too.
âSo what?â I answered. âItâs a passing metaphor. The sonnets are full of them. The dark ladyâmy mistressâs eyesânothing like the sunâ¦â
Cheap gin always made Alonzo magnanimous. Which is why he just fussed with his napkin.
âI canât really