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loving her, kissing the ground she walks on and her, always there for you? Could you imagine that? Could you imagine dying in the arms of the woman who gave your children life and provided them the strongest DNA on the planet while she sustained you spiritually? No wonder so many Black men don’t want us to have any of that! They know what the fuck they’ve got!”
    Over half of the audience stood up and cheered. Everyone clapped.
    “Now, after you find her, your Black goddess, and she’s agreed to get to know you and vice versa, you have to woo her. Please don’t do any stupid shit like take her to a soul food restaurant on a first date, or ask her if the Cosby Show was her favorite, or assume she’s a good dancer, or touch her hair without permission.”
    Laughter erupted.
    “That’s a serious turn-off, Fellas. Don’t bring up sex, either. As disgusting as it may be to imagine, pretend she’s your mother or sister on that first date. Anything you wouldn’t say to either of them, don’t say to her. If you have some bondage fantasy, don’t discuss it right then either. Stick to compliments and ask her questions about herself. Give minimal information about yourself unless asked, and when you do answer, don’t make it longwinded unless she wants you to. Pay attention to her cues. That first date, she should have the floor. Pay attention very closely to what she tells you. Use it to your advantage. For example, if she tells you she enjoys a certain type of food, make sure you take her to a place that specializes in that next time. If she tells you that her mother and she are very close, make sure you ask about her mother sometime in the near future. These are basic dating rules and really have nothing to do with race, but they’ve been lost along the way, for some reason. We have to get old school in order to get these women, especially the ones who are curious but reluctant. You have to make it damn near impossible for her to tell you ‘no’ if she’s digging you in the least. Also, if you have sex with her on the first date, don’t imprint, unless you’re sure she’s the one you want. If there is any doubt, don’t do it. You’ll know if you want to marry her in three months or less. You could even know in a few days, actually.”
    Heads shook ‘no’ all over the audience, grunts were made, and people shifted in seats.
    “That’s one of my statements that’s drawn the most reaction. If you know what to look for, you’ll know. It doesn’t take long. Mammals don’t take years to court, and all mammals do have a courting phase. The male just doesn’t jump on her.”
    Snickering erupted.
    “If you watch, the male does some showing off, and sometimes he may have to fight another male. Unfortunately, sometimes we do, too. Not with our fists, but by showing what we can do. We may have to lock horns with someone. Sometimes the adversary is her own fear! After the showing off is over, the mating call is done, then the male claims her and that’s it, but you never see a male mammal just go up to a female without a notable display. It may have only lasted five minutes, but it was a show before that chase ensued. I’m not here just to talk to you about how to fuck Black women. I’m here to talk to you about how to wife them up. Anyone who’s just here to get tips on how to get into a Black woman’s pants, you need to get the fuck out. They already have enough of that. They’re told by the media and men of their own race that no one wants them for anything other than to fuck, so what could you possibly have to offer that’s different from what they already know? Besides the color of your skin, you have to have something different to bring to the table. Don’t pursue them if you don’t have a job. Don’t pursue them if you’re unintelligent or don’t care about your appearance and how you conduct your business. They’re being told they’re a cubic zirconia when actually they’re crystal-clear,