princessâs chaperone to musicales, teas, and soirées? Rides in the park? And whatever else young royals did for amusement?
I could think of few things I would
less
like to spend my time doing.
âHow long will the princess be in London?â ventured Miss Stoker. I noticed she wasnât looking at me either.
âNo more than a month, I daresay,â our mentor replied. âAnd as it is Second High Season from now until the end of October, there will be plenty of opportunity for you to show her a varied and exciting time.â
A month?
âIs the princess in danger? I mean to say, do you expect anything untoward to happen?â I asked.
âNot at all,â replied Princess Alix. âBut Lurelia is engaged to be married in six months, and it is incumbent upon us to ensure that she returns to Betrovia fully prepared to be wed, and with absolutely no hint of a scandal attached to her. Anything other than a continued spotless reputation could put her marriage at risk. I need not say we do not want a repeat of the previous debacle.â
This time I did exchange looks with Miss Stoker. Considering the fact that during our brief acquaintance weâd visited an opium den, encountered two dead bodies, allied ourselves with a pickpocket, and been held captive in a vampireâs hideawayânot to mention nearly died at the hands of the AnkhâI wasnât certain we could guarantee Princess Lureliaâs reputation would remain spotless if she were encouraged into our company.
âRight then,â Evaline said. âWhen are they due to arrive?â
âTomorrow,â I replied, feeling as if Iâd just announced a death sentence.
â
Tomorrow?
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âIndeed,â said Miss Adler. âPrincess Lurelia decided to join the trip at the last minute, hence the urgency of our meeting today. There will be an official Welcome Event at the museum late tomorrow afternoon. Of course the two of you will be in attendance.â Her voice was smooth and assertive, but her gaze was sharp and unyielding.
Evaline and I exchanged glances once more, but the die was cast. We were to be babysitting a princess for the nextmonth. I could only imagine what the girl would be like: spoilt, fairy-headed, and interested only in shopping, dancing, and her forthcoming nuptials. I wasnât certain which would be worse: listening to the girl prattle on about wedding plans already in place, or having to offer advice and suggestion in order to help her make them.
As we left Miss Adlerâs office, the note Mr. Pix had given Evaline crinkled in my skirt pocket. At least I had something interesting to look forward to.
Miss Holmes
Wherein the Importance of a Matter Is Argued
S ince I would be at the mercy of a princess and her social whims for the next month, I decided it would be to my benefit to find out as much as I could about the Betrovians and their visit.
I remembered reading something about the chessboard Miss Adler mentioned. It was ancient and of Byzantine origin, but other than that, I knew little detail about the situation that had nearly caused our two countries to go to war. Whatever the event, it had happened three centuries ago and was hardly pertinent to my daily work.
Miss Stoker wasnât convinced about the necessity of spending time on such research, but she had no choice but to receive (though likely not fully comprehend the implications of) the information Iâd gathered as we rode to the Welcome Event late the next afternoon.
Unsurprisingly, Evalineâs first concern was about that disreputable pickpocketâs client, rather than the Betrovians. It was six oâclock when I climbed into her carriage, and she immediately began to pester me.
âIâve been waiting to hear from you since yesterday, and not a word. Not even a brief note. I thought you were a Holmes! I thought you knew everything! What did you find out about Pixâs