pens, and other school supplies inside. His locker already looked messy. Vlad closed the door.
Eddie was waiting for him. And he wasnât smiling.
Neither was Vlad. âWhat do you want, Eddie?â
âJust to show you my new camera. You like it? I saved up all summer for it. Must have mowed every lawn in Bathory to afford this baby.â He patted the camera gently, his eyes never leaving Vladâs.
Vlad shrugged. âItâs nice, I guess. I donât know much about cameras.â
âI do. I know about lots of things.â Eddieâs normally quivering jaw set, a determined look in his eyes. Determined to expose Vladâs secret. âAnyway . . . see ya around, I guess.â
âYeah . . . and you can bet Iâll be seeing you.â Vlad watched Eddie walk away, his mood plummeting. Heâd never be normal. Heâd never fit in. And this kid was out to tell the world why.
Henry walked past Eddie, glaring at him the entire time. Eddie shrank away, and Vlad felt just a little bit better about their encounter. Henry opened his locker. âSo what did the National Enquirer want anyway?â
Vlad shrugged. âThe usual, I guess.â
He glanced over at Eddie, who had stopped at the drinking fountain for a sip, and bit his bottom lip. âHeâs not going to stop until he exposes me, Henry. Heâs different this year. Last year he was just annoying. But now . . . itâs like heâs got something to prove, and that something is me.â
Henry grabbed his English and science books and closed his locker. His forehead was creased, as if he was troubled. âDonât worry about it, Vlad. Weâll figure something out. After all, itâs just Eddie Poe. Heâs nothing. Heâs empty space.â
Vlad nodded, unsure if he agreed with Henryâs assessment of the situation. Eddie might be a nobody, but a determined nobody could find his way into being a somebody if the right opportunity presented itself. Trying to push those troubling thoughts from his mind, he frowned down at his schedule. He didnât share any classes with Henry or Meredith this year, which didnât exactly give him a lot to look forward to. After receiving a friendly slug in the shoulder from Henry, he grabbed the teal book with a picture of what looked like a brain holding hands with a piece of broccoli on the cover and headed down the hall to first period.
Health class. Whoever had decided that forcing kids to sit in a room together while a teacher blushes and stumbles over the ins and outs of sex and drugs and puberty was a good idea should have realized that kids already know most of the stuff by the time they hit high school, and the stuff they donât know, they really, really donât want to hear from an old windbag like Mr. Cartel.
Mr. Cartel was born before the beginning of time, and he seemed to look fondly on those pre-dinosaur years, as he couldnât help but comment on how things had been when he was a kid. Vlad had heard the horror stories about health class with Mr. Cartel. Heâd been warned about the weird wheezing noise he made when he breathed, and about the fact that every time he was forced to say the word gonads he would stutter. But Vlad hadnât been prepared for the life-size posters of two naked people and all their naked bits. Nor had he been prepared for the desktop models of the human reproductive systems.
Oh. My. God.
Vladâs face flushed as he did a quick head count on the way to his desk. Twelve girls, eight guys, one very old teacher, and way too many naked parts at the front of the class. It was like a scene out of his worst nightmare.
Suddenly he was relieved that Meredith didnât share first hour with him.
He took a desk in the back, as far away from all the nakedness as he could possibly get. No one, of course, was sitting in the front row. Mr. Cartel waited quietly until the bell rang, then leaned back in his