chair and regarded the class with a somber expression. âWelcome to health. In this class, we will discuss physiological changes in a body as it ages, the reproductive process, the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases, the dangers of drugs and alcohol, and we will spend an entire month discussing how smoking cigarettes damages the human body.â
Vlad sank further down in his seat with each item the teacher had listed until he got to drugs, alcohol, and tobaccoâhe already knew those were things to be avoided if he planned on living past twenty. And not just because of the way they harmed his bodyâif he touched any of them, Nelly would kill him for sure.
Mr. Cartel cleared his throat and shifted in his seat a little before standing up. He picked up a long, wooden pointer and, much to Vladâs horror, smacked the pointer against the nether regions of the man on the poster. â The human reproductive system is a complicated and fascinating subject. We will study each part thoroughly, from glands to g-g-g-gonads . . .â
Vlad felt his face grow so hot that he was fairly certain he was glowing. He sank even further down in his seat and waited for the nightmare to be over.
After napping through geometry and accidentally freezing Mrs. Pattersonâs beaker to the lab table in chemistry, Vlad stumbled into a lunchtime oasis. Meredith had saved a seat for him and Henry sat across from her, making moon eyes at Melissa Hart as she made her way through the lunch line. Vlad slid in beside Meredith and managed a smile. âIs it graduation time yet?â
Meredith laughed, sweet and giggly, making Vladâs insides all gooey. âIs it that bad so far?â
Henry snorted. âNot all of us lucked out with challenging courses like art and Sucking Up to the Teacher 101, Meredith.â
Meredith wrinkled her nose in that cute way she did whenever she was irritated, and brushed a stray hair from her eyes. âItâs called teacherâs assistant, and maybe if you worked harder at your grades, youâd get to do it for a semester, too. Besides, art isnât exactly easy.â
Henry shrugged and Vlad changed the subjectâhe wasnât in the mood for another tiff between those two. âCartelâs going to make this the longest year yet.â
A grin spread across Henryâs face. âOnly if he keeps talking about gonads. Man, that guy can stutter. In second period we kept asking him questions, knowing the answer involved gonads, just to hear him rattle through the word a couple dozen times. It was funny.â
Vlad chuckled, but Meredith didnât. In fact, she looked a little repulsed. Apparently, a girlâs idea of funny was very different from a guyâs.
Melissa sat down on the other side of Meredith, much to Henryâs dismay. The two girls were deep in conversation when Henry leaned across the table and raised his eyebrows with a smirk. âSo . . . did you get a look at the woman on that poster?â
Vlad laughed aloud, shaking his head. âDude, did you see the date on that poster? Sheâs way too old for you.â
4
A LONG GOOD BYE
T HAT AFTERNOON, AS VLAD MADE HIS WAY from the school to his house sans Henry, he had the unsettling, unshakable feeling that he was being followed. He turned around several times, but found no one. Finally, as he was crossing the street, he whipped around fast enough to spot a head ducking behind a tree. With a sigh, he approached the tree and ducked around it to find Eddie and his new camera. âWhat are you doing, Eddie?â
Eddie forced a smile. âJust walking. What about you?â
Vlad knew he was lyingâthey both knew it. He shook his head, weary of Eddieâs antics already. âNothing. Thatâs all Iâm doing, Eddie. And thatâs all youâll ever catch me doing by following me. So why donât you get another hobby?â
He turned and crossed the street. As his