âbut thatâs Paradise Lost all right.â
A bit out of date? Surely it broke about seven hundred laws to advertise with photos taken in, oh, 1972.
âI rented, and paid for, the house depicted on the website,â she said slowly and distinctly, âand that is what I expect to have.â
âAnd it is.â
âNo, itâs not. The condition of the house is completely unacceptable. There must be something else available.â
âThere sure isnât. Every other house on the islandâas well as every other beach in the areaâhas been booked for months. I sure am sorry Paradise Lost isnât all you wanted it to be, but thereâs no need for anything fancy hereâlife on the island is real casual. Different from what youâre accustomed to, I reckon. Manhattan this is not.â
Jamie doubted truer words had ever been spoken in the entire history of mankind. She could actually feel steam seeping from her ears. âYouâre telling me thereâs nothing else? Nothing? â
âNot a thing,â he said cheerfully, as if that was fabulous news. âAnd even if there wasâwhich there isnâtâI can promise that youâd never find a last-minute, full-summer beach rental for the bargain price youâre paying for Paradise Lost. Most houses here rent for a single week for what youâre paying for the entire two months.â
Jamie closed her eyes. No other accommodations on the island. Her Manhattan apartment sublet for the summer. Good Lord, if she didnât have rotten luck, sheâd have no luck at all. âSo Iâm stuck here.â
She hadnât realized sheâd spoken out loud until Jack replied, âBest place in the world to be stuck, if you ask me.â
Clearly Jack had never traveled. Anywhere. She drew a long, slow breath. âWhile remaining in this house for the next two months is not an option, it appears I have little choice but to spend the night. Which means there are two problems that need to be remedied immediately . First, thereâs no power.â
âOh, thatâs too bad. Paradise Lost has a new ownerâNick Trent bought the place only a few months ago. Could be he didnât pay the electric bill. And youâll need to take that up with him since Paradise Lost isnât actually a Seaside Cove Rentals property. I just let Nick list it on our website as a personal favor.â
Un. Freaking. Believable. That probably broke about seven hundred rental laws as well.
âHow do I get in touch with this Nick Trent?â
âShouldnât be too hard as he lives right next door to Paradise Lost. Name of his place is Southern Comfort. Pretty fittinâ name.â
âBecause weâre in the South?â
âNo, because . . . Well, I donât like to talk out of turn, but when you live in a community with only ninety full-time residents, there are no secrets to be had, so youâll find out quick enough. Southern Comfort is fittinâ âcause itâs a brand of whiskey and since Nick Trent took up residence on the island three months ago, heâs been known to disappear for days at a time. Word is he goes off on benders. Either that or heâs a hit man. Or a CIA agent. Ha, ha, ha. Just funninâ with ya. Nice enough guy, friendly to everybody, but he donât talk much about himself. One of those Men of Mystery types. Nobodyâs seen him for the past couple days. Most likely drunk as a skunk.â
Jamie closed her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose. This day has to end. This day has to end . . .
âIf you look out your kitchen window, you can see Southern Comfort. If his truck is in the carport, that means heâs home.â
Jamie pressed her nose to the kitchen screen and looked across the weed-choked, untrimmed hedges that separated Paradise Lost from Southern Comfort. No truck, and not a single light glowed from any of the windows.