Maybe Nick On-a-Bender/Hopefully-Not-a-Hit-Man/Maybe-a-CIA-Agent Trent had forgotten to pay the electric bill there as well.
âIt doesnât look like heâs home,â Jamie reported.
âCould be heâs at the Shrimp Festival over at Breezes Beach. Itâs a huge event around these partsâfolks come from all over to attend. And itâs especially big this year because itâs the Centennial Shrimp Festival. In fact, Iâll be heading that way as soon as we get off the phone.
â âCourse the Shrimp Festival canât hold a candle to Seaside Coveâs annual Clam Festival at the end of August,â he continued in that unhurried drawl that in spite of its leisurely pace somehow didnât allow her to get a word in edgewise. âIt is a sight to beholdâa parade through town, arts and crafts, music at the pier, bonfires on the beach, and the best food youâve ever tasted. My wife, Cecelia, makes a hot clam dip that could charm the scales off a fish. You have any good clam recipes, Miss Jamie?â
âNot really. About the powerââ
âOh, right. Could be it got knocked out by the storm that blew through last night. Have you checked the circuit breakers?â
âNo.â
âBless your heart. You should do that. Do you know what a breaker panel box looks like? My Cecelia wouldnât know one if it jumped up and bit her in the butt. Bless her heart.â
Hmmm . . . didnât sound like having oneâs heart blessed was necessarily a good thing. In fact, it pretty much sounded like it was interchangeable with âyouâre a dipshit.â âYes, I know what a panel box looks like. Where is it?â
âIn the storage closet in the carport. The same key that unlocked the house opens the door.â
âIâll check it. The other immediate problem is the smell in the house.â
âSmell? Now thatâs just impossible. While Paradise Lost may be a bit run-down and worn, I can promise you itâs clean. The Happy Housekeeping service was there just a few days ago and theyâre top notch.â
âWell, the Happy Housekeepers must have missed something because the entire place stinks like fish.â
Jack chuckled. âWell, you are at the beach, Miss Jamie. I reckon it smells like car exhaust in New York City, but not around here. Around here stuff smells fishy.â
âFishy is one thing. Dead fishy is quite another.â
âAw, itâs probably just a forgotten clam. Seagulls drop clams on the roofs all the time to crack them open. Or could be something one of the island cats dragged onto the carport.â
âIsland cats?â
âYes, maâam. Thereâre several colonies of feral cats on the island. Real good at keepinâ down the mouse population.â
âWho takes care of them? Who feeds them?â
âThey take care of themselves, but theyâre monitored by a group of colony caretakers. Dorothy Ernstâshe lives right across the street from Paradise Lost in Beach Musicâheads up the Cat Colony Committeeâshe can tell you all about it. They trap any new ferals to the area and bring them to Doc Weston on the mainland, who gives them their shots and spays and ear-tips âem for identification purposes for free. Then theyâre released back here at the beach. Youâll see them wandering around like they own the place. As for feedinâ them, well, just about everybody on the island leaves out food for them. Believe me, they never go hungry.
âBut about the smell,â he continued, âyouâll need to take that up with Nick as well. Lucky for you, Miltonâs General Store and Bait Shop on the corner sells air freshener. Theyâve got one called Blueberry Muffin thatâll make the place smell like youâve been baking all day. We use it in the rental homes all the time.â
Yeah, lucky for me. âCause dead clam