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too?
    Dondi (David Kory), the poor little Italian orphan boy, to David Janssen in
Dondi,
1961
    On Cutting Off Male Organs, Key Points About:
    Surgeon:
You realize that once we cut it off, it won’t grow back. I mean, it isn’t like hair or fingernails or toenails or nothing.
    Myron:
What do you think I am, some kind of idiot? I know that!
    John Carradine as the surgeon to Rex Reed as Myron, just before Myron’s sex change operation, in
Myra Breckinridge,
1970

D
    On Daddies, Dubious:
    Molly:
Daddy, she says I bounce when I walk. Do I? Do I?
    Daddy:
Heh, heh, heh. In a pleasant and unobjectionable way.
    Sandra Dee as Molly and Richard Egan as Daddy discussing Molly’s repressive mother in
A Summer Place,
1959
    On Daddies, Dubious Drinking and Pill-Popping:
    Then he drives around with her in that van of his, drinking, taking pills—I’m sure he doesn’t
think
about putting a seat belt on her.
    Stripper Erin Grant (Demi Moore) worrying about her daughter’s safety with her ex in
Striptease,
1996
    On Dads, Terrible Truth About:
    I worked for your father twelve years and it was just one long parade of poontang.
    Dad’s (Kirk Douglas’s) ex-maid telling it like it was to daughter Deborah Raffin in
Once Is Not Enough,
1975
    On Dames, Space Driving and:
    Maybe space driving is easier for dizzy dames. There’s less traffic in outer space.
    Narrator in Italian import
Sexy Proibitissimo,
1963
    On Dancers, Fishy:
    You look good. You move like a rainbow trout.
    Television producer (Phil Harris) to a dancer who is auditioning in
The Cool Ones,
1967
    On Darkness, Dreadfully Descriptive:
    It’s as dark as the inside of a cow’s third stomach.
    Description of a dangerous cave in
What Waits Below,
1985
    On Dates, Bad:
    Boy:
She got lost in the pyramids. The mummy will have her for supper!
    Girl:
Oh, the poor kid!
    Boy reporting his girlfriend is lost in the Mexican hinterlands in
Wrestling Women vs. the Axtec
[sic]
Mummy,
1964
    On Dates, Fun:
    David (cutting fish):
You know, there’re fish in the North Atlantic, species of ray, have genitals exactly like that of a woman’s. It’s a well-known fact that sailors and fishermen often have sex with them. What do you think of that?
    Dana (ripping open her shirt and exposing her breasts):
What do you want? Tell me! What do you want to hear? I’ll tell you anything. You want me to feel something? You tell me what you want me to feel and I’ll feel it! What do you want? You want me to perform for you? You want me to … uh … act free and wild? You want me to dance
naked?
What else? You want me to be scared of you? Do you want me to
freak out
!? Are you happy now? Am I f—ed up enough for you? Oh, but maybe, it’s my soul you want? Okay, let’s start with
my
secrets. What do you want to know? I
hate
myself. I can’t
stand
who I am. I don’t like
being touched
! I
hate
the feeling of a man inside me! Did I f—my boss?! Yes! I did!! Did I like it?! No! I didn’t!! Do I have orgasms?! NOOOO!!!! NEVER!!!!
    The kidnapper David (Patrick Bergin) having an interesting conversation with his conquest, the very tough Assistant District Attorney Dana (Sean Young), in
Love Crimes,
1982
    On Dates in Outer Space, Typical:
    Moon girl (Lambda):
I’d like going down to the beach best, stretching out on the sand. Just a boy and a girl together. And, and … maybe what you call a … Coke?
    Earth astronaut boy:
You would? That’s what I’d like, too … with the right girl.
    Susan Morrow and William Phipps find a moment for interspatial love, in
Cat Women of the Moon
a.k.a
. Rocket to the Moon,
1953
    On Daughters, a Little Weird:
    Gee, I hope nobody thinks we’re father and daughter. I hope they think you’re a dirty old man and I’m your broad.
    Deborah Raffin as the daughter to father Kirk Douglas, who is picking her up at the airport in
Once Is Not Enough,
1975
    On the Dead Burying the Dead:
    Promise me, Brad. If we die, you won’t bury me here.
    Upset actress to actor in
Demon