with some friends, the Ramseys, but Iâm afraid we didnât have the opportunity to be introduced. I hope you donât mind gate crashers.â
Conklin applied a heavy right hand to Trippetâs back and encircled Barbaraâs waist with his left arm. She edged away. Conklin didnât seem to notice. âAny friend of Billy and Shirley Ramseyâs a friend of mine,â he said. âEspecially Shirley, eh?â and this time he dug an elbow into Trippetâs ribs.
âTo be sure,â Trippet murmured when he was through wincing.
âIf you want to meet anybody, just ask old Eddie Cauthorne here. Old Eddie knows everybody, right Eddie?â
I started to tell him that Old Eddie didnât know everybody and didnât want to know everybody, but Conklin had moved off to use his ever busy hands on other guests.
âI believe,â Trippet said, turning to me again, âthat we were talking about your motor scooter. Do you actually have one?â
âNo,â I said. âI drive a Volkswagen, but I have twenty-one other cars. Would you like one?â
âThank you, no,â he said.
âAll pre-1932. Prime condition.â As I said, I was on my third drink.
âWhat in the world for?â Trippet said.
âI inherited them.â
âWhat do you do,â Barbara Trippet asked, âdrive hither and yon?â
âI rent them. To studios, producers, ad agencies.â
âThat makes sense,â Trippet said. âBut the gentleman we just spoke toâthe one with the 1937 Plymouth. Heâs afflicted, you know.â
âIf he is, so are thousands of others.â
âReally?â
âSure,â I said. âTake those twenty-one jalopies I have. I keep them in a warehouse way to hell and gone out in East Los Angelesâpast 190th. Nobody sees them; theyâre not advertised; my phoneâs unlisted. But I get at least one or two calls a day from nuts who want to buy a particular carâor even all of them.â
âWhy not sell?â
I shrugged. âThey produce an income and I can use the money.â
Trippet glanced at his watch, a gold affair that was thicker than a silver dollar, but not much thicker. âTell me, do you like cars?â
âNot particularly,â I said.
âHow splendid. Why donât you join us for dinner? I think Iâve just had a perfectly marvelous idea.â
Barbara Trippet sighed. âYou know,â she said to me, âthe last time he said that we wound up in Aspen, Colorado, with a ski lodge.â
After escaping from the cocktail party, we had dinner that night at one of those places on La Cienega which seem to change owners every few months. Barbara Trippet was a small, bright brunette of about my age, thirty-three, with green eyes and a wry, pleasant smile that she used often. At fifty-five, Richard K. E. Trippet just missed being elegant. Perhaps it was the way he wore his clothes or the manner in which he moved. Or it could have been what at first seemed to be a totally languid carriage until you noticed that actually he held himself fencepost straight and that it was the grace of his movements that gave him that curious air of blended indolence and energy. His hair was long and grey and it kept flopping down into his eyes as we talked over the steaks. He was not in the least reticent about himself, and most of the things he told me that night were true. Maybe all of them. I never found otherwise.
Not only was he an Anarcho-Syndicalist in theory and a registered Democrat in practice, but he was also a naturalized U.S. citizen, a top-grade fencer, a saxophone player of merit, a specialist in medieval French, and had been, at one time or another, a captain in what he described as âa decent regiment,â a racing driver-mechanic, a skiing instructor and ski lodge owner (in Aspen), and finally he was stillânowâa person of âindependent