with his wife. I shoot nonstop, and while my cameraâs faltered chug-a-chug-chug doesnât sound like Aaronâs, I get shotsâa few of which will end up in focus. Aaron and Brian get pictures from their angles, and weâll put them together in one set. Maybe weâll make nothing, or maybe weâll make a few hundred. âGas money,â Aaron says.
Big money, I think. I havenât made more than a hundred-a-day in years.
Gwen departs, and the paps scurry off in every direction, like ants after their hill has been stepped on. Except for Brian and Aaron. They stay on the sidewalk and keep chatting.
âThree sets in the bag ,â Aaron says referring to Halleâs, Patrickâs, and Gwenâs pictures. âLetâs just enjoy it.â Then he scoops two more lint-flecked sunflower seeds out of his pocket and pops them into his mouth.
I stand at Aaronâs side awkwardly, listening to him talk to Brian about work and celebrities but not being included in the conversation or knowing exactly how to join. Brian wonât even look at me.
Aaron tells me later that when Brian first saw me, he remarked, â Sheâs a pap? Howâs that gonna work?â
Aaron explains: âDonât get me wrong, Jen. We all think itâs nice to have birds around [girls, he means]. We just arenât sure how to âintegrateâ you.â
I donât see this as an immediate concern. I mean, Iâve never had problems making friends before. But as one of approximately six female shooters among hundreds of Los Angeles paparazzi, I will soon discover how hard âintegrationâ really is.
The respite outside the Ivy is short. Aaronâs Nextel beeps. Itâs J.R. with a tip: Matthew Perry is at the ArcLight cinemas.
âAwesome! I love Friends !â I gush.
Aaron and Brian look at me like I have three heads. âHeâs worthless,â Aaron says. âBut there are worse ways to end the day.â
I can tell that even if âMatthew is worthless,â Aaron is still running high on Halle, Patrick, and Gwen-drenaline.
âYou coming?â he says to Brian.
âHell, yeah.â
* * *
At the famous Hollywood theater off Sunset Boulevard, Brian takes an obscure hiding place on the second story of the parking deck, and Aaron and I position ourselves on the ground level. Even though I tell him, âI really want to see Matthew,â he faces me twenty feet away from the theaterâs exit, toward him and his camera. Aaron plans to shootâliterallyâthrough the crook of my elbow, and apparently if I face out,that will look strange to Matthew, and he will know subconsciously that something is off and may cover his face. âNo celebâs ever gonna notice you with your back toward them,â Aaron says.
We donât have to wait long. Matthew exits before the movie lets out, we take shots, and he never sees us. I get to see the back of his head once he passes.
âAnd thatâs how itâs done,â says Aaron.
Our shooting day is over. It was fruitful, but I shouldnât expect that every day, Aaron warns. We also still have a couple of hours of editing ahead of us, but thatâs OK with me. Iâm falling in love. We go to Starbucks, and I watch Aaron knock out a preliminary cut and edit on his laptop. We probably have a hundred shots of Halle, Gwen, and Matthew altogether, but only edit and send in the best ten or so of each. Brian will do the same with his shots. I have just five of Dempsey and we send in twoâtwo that are actually medium-sharp! The editors at the agency will combine the sets and take another crack at editing. âThey like to feel useful,â Aaron says, âso they usually make a few adjustments. Mostly they just resize though.â By midnight, or sooner, the pictures will be posted to CXNâs website and sent out via email to all major magazine and blog editors and to CXNâs