begin with.
âNo action. No action,â Aaron responds.
âYou need to get a Nextel,â he tells me.
Paps use Nextels more than their phones. âEspecially on follows,â Aaron says. âIf you got a partner, you donât have time to dial and wait. Ring, ring. Pick up. When a followâs trying to lose you, ya gotta get to your mate, now. â
Aaronâs body jitters and his leg shakes when he talks. I donât mask my study of him: heâs wearing well-worn designer jeans that hang loosely on his skinny frame, black Converse lace-ups with holes in them, and a vintage plaid button-down. His thick blond hair falls in his eyes and could use a trim, and he wears horn-rimmed glasses that make him look like he could be working on a PhD. Heâs trendy , I think. Just like everybody in L.A. I also notice that he has a mole on his cheek in the same spot as Cindy Crawford does. I donât know Aaronâs ageâhavenât asked âcause I donât want him to ask mineâbut I imagine heâs about thirty.
The morning passes. Aaron has gone through both packets of sunflower seeds plus yesterdayâs âleftoversâ from his pocket. These seeds are his breakfast and lunch, I notice. He eats them like a birdâpops one into his mouth, cracks it between his teeth, digs the seed out with his tongue, then spits out the shell. âDexterous tongue. Important,â he mumbles at one point. Not sure how to reply, I say nothing.
By noon, Aaronâs bored. âLetâs go find someone,â he says as he jumps down from the hood and chucks his very expensive camera on the front seat. âWeâre going to trawl. Get in.â
âYou mean troll ?â
âNo. I mean trawl .â
âTrawlingâ or âtrollingâ is the equivalent of police âcruising,â and according to Aaron, paps, like the cops, spend significantly more time trawling and waiting for celebrities to appear than being in action. Trawl is British for âtroll.â
So, we take off. On the way into town, Brian, another CXN pap with a sexy accent I canât yet place, beeps in on the Nextel and we make a plan tomeet at âHalleâs.â Apparently, Halle Berryâs house is in the heart of West Hollywood and a central place for paps to convene. Aaron says if you gotta meet up, you might as well do it at a celebâs house. âYouâre always keeping tabs on âem. Gotta know whoâs in town, whoâs staying at home, whoâs shagging at their boyfriendâs,â he says.
With light traffic, it takes us about twenty minutes to get there. Just as we pull up, Brianâs SUV is U-turning, and he circles his arm out the window and motions for Aaron to follow.
âSweet. Thereâs the vixen.â Aaron points to the white SUV thatâs two cars in front of Brianâs. âThatâs her.â
âNo way!â I squeal. The novelty of seeing a celebrity will not wear off for quite some time.
We follow Halle for barely a mile. Then she pulls into the parking lot of a veterinary office. Aaron whips his car into position, as does Brian, and the two hang out their windows taking pictures of her from about fifty feet away as she walks into the vet holding her dog.
The camera echoes a fast chuh-chuh-chuh, chuh-chuh-chuh . âYouâll start to love that sound,â Aaron says when heâs done.
I agree. It is a lovely sound, like money coming out of a slot machine.
Brian pulls his SUV around next to us. âThink she saw us?â he says to Aaron.
âI think so. She obviously didnât care.â
âWe got it anyway.â
âItâs nailed ,â Aaron agrees. âLetâs get outta here.â
âI heard Gwenâs at the Ivy.â
âYeah, me too. See ya there.â
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I know the Ivy. Everyone in L.A. knows the Ivy. Itâs a restaurant on Robertson where celebrities