go to be photographed and other diners go to see celebrities. All lunch entrées are $28.50 and mediocre. Iâve eaten there once, and (obviously) didnât see anyone famousâ¦or at least didnâtrecognize them. âItâll be a gangbang,â Aaron warns, âbut itâs good practice for you.â
That makes me nervous. Iâve only ever witnessed a gangbang, never joined one. As we drive past, I see a mass of bodies surrounding the restaurant. We find a metered spot a few blocks away, and Aaron gets out fast, fiddling with his camera. Since my camera has one functioning settingâAutomaticâI donât have anything to fiddle with.
We walk briskly. When we are two blocks from the Ivy, Aaron looks up and points to a convertible sports car stopped at the light ahead. âHey, is that the kind of car Dempsey drives?â he says.
âYeah, it looked something like that.â
I grab his arm. âAaron, I think itâs him.â
âRun,â he says without missing a beat.
âHuh?â
âRun,â he says again and pushes me forward. âGo get it.â
Iâm thinking, if Aaron really believed Dempsey were in that car, heâd be running with me. But I run anyway, something I will get good at, and when I get to the intersection, the car is still waiting, andâyouâre not gonna believe thisâthe same smoking-hot guy is inside! The light changes and he wants to turn, but two girls are walking the crosswalk in front of him so he must wait. My camera is to my face now, and I call out, âPatrick!â He looks up, then back at the road like he doesnât see me. I snap five frames before he drives off.
I feel higher than Iâve felt in months as I walk, beaming, toward the gangbang. Itâs in this moment I realize I will succeed at this job.
Aaron stands tall and fair in the crowd of mostly Latino men. Heâs easy to spot outside the Ivy.
âIt was him, Aaron! Can you believe it?â
âDid you get it?â
âI think so. I took five pictures.â
âLetâs see âem.â
âRemember, I gotta preserve the batteries. We shouldnât.â
âAhh, right. Well, Iâm sure you got him. Thatâs great, mate. Your firstset. Congratulations.â Aaron appears excited for me. Heâs told me this business is cutthroat and competitive, but he doesnât seem that way. How bad could it be?
âWhat should I do here?â I ask, ready for another hit of adrenaline. There doesnât look to be a way to move closer to the restaurant, and I canât see over the thirty-something paparazzi heads crowded up against the patio rail, much less shoot.
âNuzzle up in there,â he says, softly pushing me into the pack.
I wish to blend in, but know I do not. I feel like the new kid at a school where no one speaks my language. The pap crowd rocks like gentle waves, up and back, and eventually I make my way in and off to one side. Iâm elbow-to-elbow with bunches of non-Beverly-Hills-looking guys wearing baseball caps and droopy gangsta-like trousers, all toting massive cameras. No one speaks to me and no one makes eye contact, but I can feel I am noticed furtively. Aaron, who stands with Brian on the other side of the heap, winks at me every once in a while.
We wait an hour. Just when Gwen Stefani is about to come outâand we know this because the Ivyâs security team posts up on the patio like military guardsâthe paps hush and cameras move into position. Gwen walks out and down the steps leisurely, smiling, head held high. Sheâs even lovelier in person than she is in the magazinesâall eyes and lips on baby white skin. Itâs a shame though that her equally luscious husband, British singer Gavin Rossdale, isnât accompanying her. Gavin, like Dempsey, is another spectacular male who appears, from my occasional tabloid perusals, to be extremely in love