And I said so like a shot! But then she misted up on me, said she supposed one couldnât trust any man if her own son wouldnât even come to her defense in her time of need. She went on in that vein until I was ready to disembowel myself with the tape dispenser. Finally I just said I would represent her. Iâd have said anything by that time. Probably have chipped in for a hit man if sheâd asked me to.â A. P. Hill shook her head. âYou must learn to be firm with people, Bill. Besides, didnât it occur to you to recommend counseling before they break up a decades-old marriage?â âShe wouldnât hear of it. Said something like, âIâm not the one who needs professional help!â â He groaned. âI suppose Iâd better review the stuff we have on divorce procedures.â âYou have a client coming in this afternoon. I was just drafting the agreement.â Briefly she told him about Mrs. Trowbridge and her querulous husband. âSheâs putting us on retainer?â said Bill. âLet me get this straight. Mr. Trowbridge asks whatever silly questions he wants and I root around in the law books and come up with an answer for him.â âRight.â âAnd he doesnât want to sue or press chargesagainst offenders or anything like that? He just wants to knowâfor his own satisfaction?â âApparently so.â âAnd sheâs paying us for that?â âFifty dollars per question. In advance. Almost the whole yearâs rent.â A.P. permitted herself a triumphant smile. âIâll just go and type this up so that weâll be ready when she gets here. Donât forget to write to your sister and thank her for the check.â âMy sister!â cried Bill. âYouâd better believe Iâm going to write her!â âShare the bad news, huh?â said A.P. âHow do you think sheâll take it?â âYou know that legal phrase in loco parentis?â âYes. And thatâs not what it means at all.â âIt ought to,â muttered Bill. âIt describes her perfectly.â We donât know how it started But theyâve invaded us now and weâre bound to fight Till every last damn Yankee goes home and quits. We used to think we could lick them in one handâs turn. We donât think that any more. â STEPHEN VINCENT BENÃT, John Brownâs Body, Book 4
RICHMONDâAPRIL 2, 1865 G ABRIEL H AWKS RECKONED he wasnât in the navy anymore. It was amazing how fast a peaceful afternoon could turn into a foretaste of hell. He still hadnât taken it all in. After the admiral had given the order to sail the fleet up to the signal station at Drewryâs Bluff, there had been scarcely time to think. The sailors had been like ants scurrying around the ship, almost knocking one another over in their haste to get things done. And there was a strained silence to the work, not like the usual bustle on board when the men chaffed one another and larked about as they worked. Now they communed with their thoughts and hurried through the tasks, tight-lipped and pale. It seemed that the end was coming, and while it hadnât exactly been a surprise, it was still a shock to find that the inconceivablehad come to pass. They were retreating. Richmond would fall. They brought the provisions out of the hold and began to hand them out in packages, one to each member of the crew. These were rations to last who knew how long as they journeyed to who knew where. Suddenly Gabe had more food than heâd seen in weeks, but he wasnât hungry anymore. His stomach felt like a bucket of James River water. The men gathered up their few personal possessions, unlashing hammocks and scrounging for canteens and blankets, muttering all the while among themselves about what this might mean. âWeâre for it now,â declared one grizzled