that?
âHey.â Allie was back in my doorway.
âHey,â I said.
âListen, if you want me to, I can tell little Mikeyâs brothers
that you like him. That way maybe heâllââ
âNo!â I bellowed, jumping out of my seat and
running toward Allie. âNo way!â
Allie looked shocked. âOkay, okay. Sheesh! I was just trying to help.
Sometimes if you do a little work behind the scenes . . .â
âNo! Just . . . no.â I closed my eyes.
âFine, whatevs.â Allie was not one to dwell on other
peopleâs problems. Well, unless they were her friends. She certainly wasnât
going to dwell on mine. She abruptly switched gears. âListen, I need to post a
link on the high-school website to a blog or another site that has healthy snack
recipes. I thought with all your Internetting around, you might have seen
something.â Allie folded her arms across her chest and leaned against the
doorway.
My blood was still boiling, and I really wasnât in the mood to help her
now.
âI donât know. Iâll think about it,â I said. I slid
past her and headed downstairs for a snack.
âThink fast,â she said, and she returned to her room.
Downstairs in the kitchen, I found a bananaand some
peanut butter and raisins, and made my version of ants on a log.
âSam, honey? Is that you?â my mother called from the den, which is
also her office.
âHi, Mom,â I said. I tried not to sound sad, or sheâd come
in here to try to pry it out of me.
Which, of course, she did, anyway.
âWhatâs wrong?â she asked, climbing the few stairs from the
den to our kitchen.
âNothing,â I lied.
She put her lips to my forehead to see if I had a fever, but I squirmed away,
so she sat down next to me at the kitchen table and then propped her chin onto her
hands. My mom is a freelance accountant and bookkeeper, so she loves concrete facts as
much as I do, even though hers are numbers and mine are words.
âIs everything okay with Hailey?â she asked.
âYeah, and schoolâs fine, and everythingâs fine,â I
said.
âHow about the paper?â she asked. Then she dropped her voice to a
whisper, âAnd the column?â
Typical. My mom has ESP, Iâm sure of it.How else
could she hit the nail on the head within the first two minutes?
âItâs . . . okay,â I said.
Now my mom knew she was on to something. She leaned in closer, still
whispering, âAre the letters tough?â
I nodded, and put my finger to my lips. I didnât want Allie to hear
anything. Not that she could, all the way upstairs, but still.
âHard to give advice?â she asked again.
I nodded again.
She sighed. âI know how you feel. Itâs kind of like being a
parent,â she said.
Hmm. Now this might be interesting. âHow?â I asked in a normal
voice. Allie wouldnât know what we were talking about, anyway. Besides, even if it
crossed her mind that I was Dear Know-It-All, sheâd probably laugh off the whole
idea, thinking I wasnât qualified.
My mom continued. âPeople need to learn from their own mistakes. You
canât protect them from everything. You need to let them find their own way.
Thatâs why I think itâs important tokeep advice
open-ended, unless you have a very strong conviction about something. I mean, if an
issue is black and whiteâlike, donât cheat, donât steal, donât
smokeâby all means give specific advice. But when it comes to choosing a path,
sometimes people have to go through a process on their own.â
âOkay,â I said. âBut then what do I tell people to do? It
would be kind of a lame column if all I said was, âFollow your
heart.ââ
âWould it?â my mom asked.
I shrugged.