my mouth in shock, and I sat there,
slumped in my chair while panic coursed through my veins. This was what Iâd been
dreading ever since Iâd agreed to write the Dear Know-It-All column a month ago. I
had given bad advice, and someone had taken it, and now Iâd wrecked her life! Advice Columnist a Sham, Readers Revolt!
My first thought was, Thank goodness I stopped Hailey
before she went too far! I could only imagine what Scott would have done if
sheâd asked him out, point-blank. But poor Tired!
There was a knock on my door, and it opened, without me even saying,
âCome in.â It was my sister, Allie, who is obsessed with her own privacy but
doesnât care a bit about anyone elseâs.
âHey, I know youâre Ms. Blog, and I was
wondering . . .â Suddenly Allie stopped and actually looked at me
for a change. âWhatâs wrong? You look like your best friend just
died!â
âOh, itâs nothing. Itâs just . . .
middle-school drama, you know.â I tried to smooth over it. The last thing Ineed is Allie finding out that Iâm Dear Know-It-All, and a
mediocre one at that. Sheâd have a field day critiquing my work and torturing
me.
She narrowed her eyes suspiciously. Allie has a better nose for news than I
do, actually. She runs the high schoolâs website, the student section, and so I
guess she is kind of involved in current events. But what she mostly does is text about
events and post stuff on Buddybook, and talk on the phone with her friends, all of whom
she likes better than she likes me.
âDoes this have anything to do with Crushie Crusherson?â Allie
pressed.
She knows I like Michael. And sheâs friends with his older brothers, so
she has access to him, which really scares me. Iâm always praying she
doesnât say anything to him if she sees him.
âNo.â I sighed impatiently.
âHailey?â
âNo, stop fishing! Itâs nothing.â
Allie stared me down, and I looked away. I would not crack, even if she gave
me a major interrogation.
Suddenly her phone began ringing, down the hall in her
room. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her react to it, then will herself to remain
standing in my doorway, staring me down. Once, twice, three
times . . .
And then Allie cracked!
âOh, whatever!â And she stormed down the hall to her room. I was
pleased with my steely nerve, and also grateful to whomever it was who had called
her.
I looked back at the letter from Tired. I didnât know what to do. My
first instinct was to call, e-mail, or write to her, but I had no idea how to get in
touch with her. I couldnât publish an apology in the Cherry
Valley Voice because we werenât due for another issue of the paper
until the week after next. Plus, it wouldnât exactly make me look good to issue an
apology in the third column I ever wrote.
I thought about calling Mr. Trigg, but that seemed babyish, like I was running
to my mommy for help. Speaking of which, I thought of telling my mom. She is the one
person besides Mr. Trigg whoknows that I am Dear Know-It-All, but
we never discuss it because she knows I need to remain mum on the subject. But
maybe⦠or Hailey? Could I just fess up to it all? Gosh, I felt like I really
needed her support right now. But . . .
No.
It wasnât that serious. I could handle it. I would just chalk this up to
a learning experience. My future advice should just avoid concrete tips and instead
focus on telling people to do what they feel is right. That way Iâm not on the
hook. Iâll just kind of coast through this assignment. Thatâs all.
I sighed heavily, knowing that was a cop-out, and I was not feeling better. I
couldnât stop wondering who Tired was and who she liked. And what kind of mean boy
would treat a girl like