wrote the column, which happened after almost every meeting.
Next it was time to brainstorm article topics for the next issue. I let Michael raise his hand to present our idea.
âWeâre thinking âSchool Lunch and Why Itâs So Gross,ââ said Michael.
A couple of kids clapped, and Jeff let out a long whistle of approval. Michael and I grinned.
Mr. Trigg folded his arms tightly and tapped his chin with his index finger. Thatâs what he does when heâs thinking. âYesss . . .â he said slowly,drawing out the word. âBut letâs not say thatâs definitely the thesis and certainly not the headline. Start out with some reporting, and when I get back from my trip, weâll review what youâve discovered, all righty? Next?â Mr. Trigg turned away.
Michael and I looked at each other, a little surprised Trigger hadnât embraced our idea as fully as weâd expected.
âWeird,â I said.
Michael shrugged. âDo you think he likes the food?â
I giggled. âProbably. What with his history of war rations . . .â Mr. Trigg hadnât lived through World War II, so I was only joking.
Michael didnât laugh, though. He was distracted, thinking.
I sighed.
Men. Boys. Theyâre so unpredictable.
Chapter 3
ADVICE COLUMNIST A SHAM, READERS REVOLT!
The next day was busy from start to finish. I raced from class to class,
wolfed down a plate of rice with butter and salt (thanks for the recipe, Hailey), and at
the very end of the day, commandoed past the Cherry Valley
Voice office and swiped a letter from the Dear Know-It-All mailbox when no
one was around.
That night, after I had finished my homework and read the daysâ blogs
and news websites, which is always my reward for finishing my homework, I pulled out the
manila envelope from Trigger and took out the letters inside. I had had piles of
homework the night before and hadnât had a chance to look through the packageTrigger had given me. (Well, okay, I kind of did have time, but I
procrastinated. I was still queasy about the feedback from my printed answer from this
weekâs column, and I couldnât face a new set of letters.)
There werenât too many in his packageâfour, in factâand I
read through them quickly, having by now realized that most Dear Know-It-All letters
fall into strict categories. They are: the medical (âWhat can I do about my
acne?â or âHow can I grow taller?â), the standard domestic drama
(âI hate my little brother, heâs always fooling around with my
stuffâ), the nerdy (âWhat are colleges really looking for in a
candidate?â), and the lovelorn (âNo boys like meâ).
The fifth letter was the one I had picked up from the mailbox today. It was
handwritten and in an envelope, with a return address, and it turned out that it
didnât fall into any of those categories.
It was from Tired of Waiting.
I turned the envelope over in my hands, and paused. I was dying for feedback,
but what if it wasnât good? Or maybe it was great! Maybe sheâdasked him out, and heâd said yes! I almost ripped it open,
but my stomach clenched. Oh gosh. I couldnât do it!
I sat with the letter in my hand, staring off into space. What
if . . . ? What if . . . ?
Finally, I shook my head. Your Courage, Your Cheerfulness, Your Resolution Will Bring
Us Victory , I thought. I ripped open the letter, like I was tearing off an
old BAND-AID, and my eyes skimmed it quickly. It said:
Dear Know NOTHING AT ALL,
Thanks a lot. I asked out my crush, and he not only said no, he told all
his friends. And now they all laugh at me whenever I walk by. And he doesnât even
talk to me.
Thanks for nothing.
Tired of Bad Advice
Oh no! I collapsed into a heap and threw down the letter,
as if it had burned me. My hand flew to cover