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Author: Mia Natasha
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fuck ethic
matches her work ethic and then some. It’s like diamond certified
just like The Immaculate
Collection . I feel a strong sensation -
call it essence of the pinkerson, that I will transform from this
experience just as Madonna became a superstar after Who’s That Girl?
It has been difficult to sort through it
all, this thirty-year span of fame, and figure out how I could
narrow the partners down to only six types. But six is what she had
said in my dream, so I’ll need to stick with that, and since I’m
down to six weeks left, I need to hurry along and get this party
started.
Madonna moved to New York City in 1977 with
all of thirty-five dollars in her pocket. She dropped out of
college and decided to become a dancer, which she did while
simultaneously working at Dunkin’ Donuts and posing as a nude
model, and other stuff. Somehow or other she ended up playing drums
in a band. That led to some singing and songwriting and then into
the arms of a record producer. I can’t remember his name – I should
have printed the files, but they would have taken up too many pages
and I didn’t want to waste the paper I needed to prepare the
seating charts for my wedding reception.
She had a boyfriend at the time, her band
mate I think, but I’m pretty sure she cheated on him. Wikipedia
doesn’t lie, so it must be true. Because my heroine must have slept
her way to the top, right? Madonna knew what she had to do to be
somebody. She must have used her sexual superiority to catapult
herself to the position of recording artist of the decade.
This seems like the right place to start. I
need to find myself a record producer. Believe it or not, I
actually know one - more on that later.
Madonna had a highly
publicized affair with Dennis Rodman, the basketball star who had
that freaky meltdown recently on Celebrity
Apprentice . Remember that? Rodman once
famously said that Madonna wanted to have his baby. He was a bit of
a kiss and tell, but so what? So am I, well, a tell anyway- everybody knows that.
No one in my family tells me any secrets – except Auntie Sofia, but
I don’t know her that well. She lives in Canada. I have the perfect
candidate for my basketballer, and he lives not too far from here!
He will double as my cougar experience since he’s only nineteen I
think, which is something I’m looking forward to. Zeus and I are
the same age.
Madonna also fucked her personal trainer,
Carlos Leon, and produced Lourdes out of that union. I wonder what
he’s doing now? Do you think he’s still fit? I saw my elementary
school gym teacher, Mr. Honeywell, in line at the movie theatre the
other day, and he’s all beer tum-tum. It’s really hard to commit to
a lifetime of working out, don’t you think? I think Madonna and Mr.
Leon were together for a while, and that maybe she would have
married him, if it hadn’t been for that Kabbalah stuff. Apparently,
he was mystically wrong for her.
So I’m pretty sure those two men were both
important to her even though they didn’t go the distance. That she
had wanted to procreate with them and all speaks volumes. I’m sure
Zeus and I will have at least three kids. That way, if we buy a
four-bedroom house we won’t have room for out-of-town guests to
stay with us. I hope that didn’t sound too mean, did it? You know
how I feel about household chores, come on!
Speaking of Jewish mysticism, there was that
friendship with Sandra Burnhardt or whatever her name is, you know,
that comedienne, did she or didn’t she? Was it a relationship? I’m
not sure if I want to go gay in this blog, but what the hell - I
did it in my dream, right? And what’s good for Madonna, be it cock
or lez-lez, can only make me stronger. Of course, it won’t kill
me!
Oh my god! I think I feel all tingly right
now. I can’t believe this is happening with Zeus so far away. Need
to finish all my strategic planning so I can take a dip in the
self- slap. Then I can finish this up….
Few! Okay, I’m
matches her work ethic and then some. It’s like diamond certified
just like The Immaculate
Collection . I feel a strong sensation -
call it essence of the pinkerson, that I will transform from this
experience just as Madonna became a superstar after Who’s That Girl?
It has been difficult to sort through it
all, this thirty-year span of fame, and figure out how I could
narrow the partners down to only six types. But six is what she had
said in my dream, so I’ll need to stick with that, and since I’m
down to six weeks left, I need to hurry along and get this party
started.
Madonna moved to New York City in 1977 with
all of thirty-five dollars in her pocket. She dropped out of
college and decided to become a dancer, which she did while
simultaneously working at Dunkin’ Donuts and posing as a nude
model, and other stuff. Somehow or other she ended up playing drums
in a band. That led to some singing and songwriting and then into
the arms of a record producer. I can’t remember his name – I should
have printed the files, but they would have taken up too many pages
and I didn’t want to waste the paper I needed to prepare the
seating charts for my wedding reception.
She had a boyfriend at the time, her band
mate I think, but I’m pretty sure she cheated on him. Wikipedia
doesn’t lie, so it must be true. Because my heroine must have slept
her way to the top, right? Madonna knew what she had to do to be
somebody. She must have used her sexual superiority to catapult
herself to the position of recording artist of the decade.
This seems like the right place to start. I
need to find myself a record producer. Believe it or not, I
actually know one - more on that later.
Madonna had a highly
publicized affair with Dennis Rodman, the basketball star who had
that freaky meltdown recently on Celebrity
Apprentice . Remember that? Rodman once
famously said that Madonna wanted to have his baby. He was a bit of
a kiss and tell, but so what? So am I, well, a tell anyway- everybody knows that.
No one in my family tells me any secrets – except Auntie Sofia, but
I don’t know her that well. She lives in Canada. I have the perfect
candidate for my basketballer, and he lives not too far from here!
He will double as my cougar experience since he’s only nineteen I
think, which is something I’m looking forward to. Zeus and I are
the same age.
Madonna also fucked her personal trainer,
Carlos Leon, and produced Lourdes out of that union. I wonder what
he’s doing now? Do you think he’s still fit? I saw my elementary
school gym teacher, Mr. Honeywell, in line at the movie theatre the
other day, and he’s all beer tum-tum. It’s really hard to commit to
a lifetime of working out, don’t you think? I think Madonna and Mr.
Leon were together for a while, and that maybe she would have
married him, if it hadn’t been for that Kabbalah stuff. Apparently,
he was mystically wrong for her.
So I’m pretty sure those two men were both
important to her even though they didn’t go the distance. That she
had wanted to procreate with them and all speaks volumes. I’m sure
Zeus and I will have at least three kids. That way, if we buy a
four-bedroom house we won’t have room for out-of-town guests to
stay with us. I hope that didn’t sound too mean, did it? You know
how I feel about household chores, come on!
Speaking of Jewish mysticism, there was that
friendship with Sandra Burnhardt or whatever her name is, you know,
that comedienne, did she or didn’t she? Was it a relationship? I’m
not sure if I want to go gay in this blog, but what the hell - I
did it in my dream, right? And what’s good for Madonna, be it cock
or lez-lez, can only make me stronger. Of course, it won’t kill
me!
Oh my god! I think I feel all tingly right
now. I can’t believe this is happening with Zeus so far away. Need
to finish all my strategic planning so I can take a dip in the
self- slap. Then I can finish this up….
Few! Okay, I’m