the rest of the night in the emergency room. Chris had a cast on up to his waist.
The ski trip? It was pretty much down the toilet.
âHarmless drunk, huh?â I said when we finally got to bed.
I waited for him to try and put a positive spin on this.
âChris?â
âHeâs an idiot, okay? Just leave me alone.â
Then he turned his back to me. And cried like a little boy. I couldnât handle it.
âChris? I got it all on videotape. Maybewe could send it in to that show? You know, funny home videos? I mean it was pretty funny to watch.â
âYeah. Real hilarious. Ho, ho, ho.â
Chapter Seven
âGuess what, Mom?â
I phoned her first thing next morning. I think she was still in bed. With Jean-Paul.
Iâm not sure why I phoned. To make her miserable, I guess.
She didnât say anything when I told her the story. âSo now, I have to stick around Lego Land for a week. Chris wants us to go anyway but no way, Iâm not going without him.â
âLet me to talk to Chris,â she said. I handed over the phone.
âIâm fine, really, Mom. Fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was.â
I could hear Momâs voice from where I was standing. Chris winced and held the receiver away from his ear.
âNo, Mom. Not a good idea. No. Dad probably wouldnât want to talk to you right now. Mom! No, I wonât tell him to eat mud. Calm down.â Long pause. âGee, thanks Mom, but Iâll stick around here. Beccaâs coming to visit today. Sheâll be a good nurse. Sure, Iâll put him back on.â
As he handed me the phone back he said, âHell hath no fury like our mother pissed at our father!â
âJulian?â Her voice was hoarse. âWant to go to Quebec City with us today?â
I stared at Chris.
âGo!â he mouthed. I shrugged.
âI dunno,â I said.
âWell, if you did know, what would your answer be?â
âI guess.â
âTerrific! Weâre leaving in an hour. Be ready.â
âItâs better than sticking around Lego Land,â said Chris.
âBut youâre not coming?â
âHello!â He pointed to his cast. âA long car trip? No, thanks!â
Telling Dad I was taking off was nasty.
âYouâre leaving? Just like that?â His face was twisted with anger.
âIâll be bored out of my head if I stay.â I didnât look at him.
âWe can still go snowmobiling, Jules.â He sounded hopeful.
âEvery day? I donât think so. Look, Dad, I gotta pack up, okay?â Why didnât he just let it go? Why not take the hint?
âNo. Itâs not okay. Youâre not going.â He used the voice.
âExcuse me?â
âYou heard me. I said no.â
âYou canât tell me what to do!â
âOh yes I canâIâm your father!â
âSince when?â It slipped out.
âLook at me!â he yelled. I didnât.
âJulian, I said look at me.â No way would I.
His fist found the wall. He punched a hole right through.
âWay to go,â I muttered under my breath.
The house was suddenly stone still.
âThis is my week, not your motherâs.â
âWell, maybe you should have thought of that last night.â
âShit happens, Julian.â
âTell me about it.â
âI said youâre staying. Stop packing.â
âWhat are you going to do? Make me?â I couldnât resist.
He grabbed the handle of my gym bag. I pulled back.
âStop it now, you two, stop it!â It was Erika. She was standing in the doorway rocking Maddie back and forth. Maddieâs eyes were wide as pie plates.
They were there in the nick of time. I think we were getting ready to punch each other out.
âSorry,â I said to her. âBut Iâm outta here.â I shoved the rest of my clothes into my bag and brushed past all of them. Erika reached out and