her. Sheâs Irish. She makes good stew beef and the best pumpkin pie I ever tasted. She makes cute kids, too. Even if they are all âyanging orangutansâ as Dad calls them.
Hereâs the photo album of my stepfamily. These are my favorite pictures. I keep them in my head.
Snapshot Number One:
Hanna Melanie Hall. Born April 3, five years ago. She has white blonde hair that looks like cotton candy. Her eyes remind me of wet blueberries. She reads better than I can. Her favorite book of all time is
Go Dog Go
. Iâve read that to her a bazillion times. When she gets tired she rubs the tip of her nose with her ratty flannel blanket and twirls a piece of her hair. When sheâs cranky, you do not, I repeat, do not, want to go near her. In this picture she is blowing out candles on her third birthday cake. Iâm the guy holding the balloons. Mom gave me that bunch for free.
Snapshot Number Two:
Luke Ferguson Hall. Born September 12, three years ago. Luke would be the runt of the litter if he were a puppy. If he were a puppy, heâd be a miniature poodle. Heâs got thick,black curls all over this teeny little head. His head still looks too big for his body. His eyes are as enormous as those cartoon characters heâs always watching. He drools when he sleeps and he drools when heâs awake.
âShut your mouth Lukie,â theyâre always telling him. So the spit wonât run down his chin. Poor kid. No wonder he doesnât talk much.
âWeâre taking him to a speech therapist,â said Erika last month. âWeâre getting worried.â
In this picture Lukieâs riding piggyback. Iâm the horse.
Snapshot Number Three:
Maddie (Madison) Marie Hall. Born on my birthday, July 26th, this year. Hair sticking up like porcupine quills. Peeling skin with a scrunchy face from all that crying.
âSheâs colicky,â says Dad. âHasnât slept a night through since she was born. Should have stopped while we were ahead, I guess.âPoor Maddie, I suppose sheâll grow up hearing that over and over and over again. His line for me goes something like, âI think we had Julian to try and save our marriage. Our last hope.â More like hopeless, I guess.
In this picture Maddieâs looking into the camera and smiling like a little pumpkin. Iâm the one taking her picture. Iâm the one who can always make her laugh.
Snapshot Number Four:
Dad. The man I learned to call Dad. Heâs not my father. I mean, heâs my blood father, but itâs complicated. I see him with Lukie and the other kids. I watch him with Chris. Itâs different with me and we both know it. Does he love me? Sure. Do I love him? I guess. Loveâs not the issue here. But do we like each other?
I think heâs a goof. Always spouting off without thinking. He drinks. This pisses me off. âHeâs a harmless drunk who holds down a good paying job,â says Chris. This is true. Heâs a foreman at the lumberyard. And hedoesnât smash the furniture or push Erika around. Still. When I see him drooling like Lukie at the end of the kitchen table, his eyes little slits in his head as he staggers up to bed, I hate him. I hate him for being that⦠weak. Big Strong Dan Hall. Not.
Anyhow, in this picture he is wearing a brown checkered shirt. Heâs asleep on a striped blue sofa. He has sideburns. Thereâs a baby tucked in his arms, fast asleep. The baby is me. This picture is the only proof I have that once upon a time we lived under the same roof. So much for happily ever after.
Chapter Six
The house is a zoo at the best of times. Smells like it too with all those diapers soaking in the bathroom. We bought the baby a box of disposable diapers for Christmas. Itâs a hint. Yep, thereâs racket and whining all the time; toys in the middle of every room. Christmas only means more chaos. Even sitting can be dangerous.
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