whyâjust send her on her way. âWhy?â
âThat gives us plenty of time. Get up, hit the shower and do something with you hair. Meet me in the lobby in thirty.â
âThe question bears repeating. Why? â
âIâm scheduling you for a sit-down with Willa Smart.â
âWilla Smart is...?â
âThe founder and CEO of the hottest dating company in the West. Wait, have you never heard of Dating Done Smart? Itâs headquartered here in Las Vegas.â
Joey released her knee and slapped her hands on the floor, blinking tears from her eyelashes. âNo frigginâ way. Youâre booking me an appointment with a matchmaker ?â
âWilla and Ma float in the same social ponds. Her daughter and my sister are friends. Best friends, actually. Are you following along?â
âNot really, but go on.â
âAnyway,â Charlotte continued, straightening then holding out her hands to help Joey up, âWillaâs company is award-winning. It uses this highly intelligent computerized matching system. Itâs all very scientific with complicated algorithms, but the approach is said to be individualized and personal. And itâs confidential. No one will know unless you want them to.â
âIf itâs so top-notch, why didnât matchmaking mama extraordinaire Tem send you and your sisters to Miz Willa?â
âNone of us would allow it. Sheâs convinced weâre screwing inappropriate men just to grate her nerves. But once she found out about the engagement and I finally let Nate put a ring on my finger, she eased up on the bitching and moaning. I can be thankful for that, right?â
âIâd call that a victory.â And she praised the saints that Anita Esposito de la Peña had become a non-interfering, laissez-faire parent once the family had made it through Joeyâs Quinceañera. âSo. Know anyone whoâs used Dating Done Smart?â
âUh-uh. At least, not personally. Word is the success rateâs phenomenal. Heralded in business and lifestyle magazines. Featured in psychology journals. All that good stuff. It was mentioned during the Emmy Awards. The host made a crack about soliciting professional help to get some actress a Prince Charming.â
âIâm not in the market for a Prince Charming, remember? Iâm not chasing happily-ever-after. All I want is intelligent conversation and some sweaty sex. Not saying the intelligent conversation should necessarily occur during the sweaty sex.â
âLetâs try not to lead with that. But your choice.â Charlotte tugged Joey upright then handed her the walking stick. âNo oneâs saying this has to end in an âI doâ of your own. Take the compatibility test and see if it matches you to any decent talent. If things go south and youâd rather not be maid of honor, then Iâll respect that and wonât ask you to reconsider. Will you give it a try?â
Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope. But she heard herself say, â SÃ , okay.â
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âThat was invasive.â
Willa Smartâs office wasnât quiet. It was alive with an orchestral melody twirling out of the room and the bleed-through of footsteps and good-morning greetings from the other side of the frosted glass doors.
Latching on to the comment, Willa sat on a white leather chair instead of releasing Joey into the wild of singles roaming the egg-frying-hot Vegas streets.
âInvasive?â The womanâs finely arched brows rose and fell over eyes as dark as the Texas soil Joey missed from her childhood. âHow so?â
âCompleting that questionnaire was reminiscent of the LSATs.â
âYou took the LSATs?â
âYeah.â Sheâd passed, even by her severe expectations. And straightaway sheâd put the examâand Papáâs wishes for her futureâon the back burner. âIâm just saying, the