when she âarrives.â The truth is: I donât want to admit that my twin isnât coming. That would be an admission that Iâve arrived under false pretenses. I came to report on twins, but I alsobelong here because I am one. If Robin isnât beside me, I might be an imposter.
But Robin isnât here, because I didnât invite her. I couldnât bring myself to say, âCome see other twins with me.â Sheâs never been innately curious about other pairs simply because we happen to
be
twins, and until recently, neither have I. Growing up, we never sought out twin friends. When youâre a twin, who needs more twins?
Weâve never been passionate about our twinship for its own sake. Weâre passionate about
each other
. I know we both feel lucky to be twins together, but that hasnât made us seek out other twosomes, or twin events.
So I came to Twinsburg on my own. But I didnât expect to feel so unmoored without Robin.
At the welcome desk, I notice two elderly men with exactly the same overgrown eyebrows, dressed in matching blue-striped shorts, blue-striped shirts, and newly purchased sneakers, which they later tell me were a fifteen-dollar bargain at Kmart.
âThis is our twenty-third year!â one of them boasts to the woman at the check-in.
When theyâve received their registration packets and stepped away from the table, I approach the stooped duo and ask their age. âSeventy and three-quarters!â says one, who introduces himself as David. âWalterâs older by eight minutes.â
David and Walter Oliver still live togetherâin the same house they grew up in, in Lincoln Park, Michigan. David is clearly the talker. âWalter was too small and they had to keep him in the hospital for three weeks.â He seems gleeful about this.
âI was under five pounds,â Walter adds morosely.
âWe both have keratoconus in the left eye,â David reports. âWeâve both got neuropathy in our feet.â
âAnd we both have diabetes,â Walter pipes up.
And they always dress alike?
âWe wear the same clothes every time we go to a twins gathering,â David explains. âItâs sort of an unwritten thing that all twins do.â
The Olivers are suddenly joined by Janet and Joyce, seventy-six, in matching blue tops, who also hail from Michigan.
âWe met Joyce and Janet at the International Twins Convention in Toronto, Canada,â David explains. âNineteen eighty-two.â
Janet and Joyce, who have different last names by marriage, are distinguishable only because Joyce seems more frail.
âIâm the young one,â announces Janet, who wears her white hair cropped exactly like her sisterâs. âWeâre five minutes apart. Sheâs older. Iâm married fifty-five years. Sheâs divorced.â
Joyce pipes in: âWhen youâre that close to your twin, you have to make sure that the husbands are into the twin thing. Otherwise, the marriages will not work.â
They went to their first twins convention in 1946 in Muncie, Indiana, and theyâve been coming to Twinsburg for decades. When I admit itâs my first time, they tell me what to look forward to, including the research tents in which twins sign up for studies comparing twinsâ teeth, skin, sense of taste, and hearing.
Janet: âLast year, one of the tents offered us twenty dollars to smell things.â
Joyce: âIt took too long.â
I ask these four elderly twins why they keep coming back.
âITâS FASCINATING TO MEET TWINS!â David almost shouts. âAnd weâve been trying to find females for the last fifty years.â
So theyâve never been married?
âNever.â David shakes his head. The smile vanishes.
I ask if they think they never married
because
they are twins; maybe their unique intimacy prevented other kinds.
âNo,â David says,