Mr. Louie Is Screwy! Read Online Free

Klutzstock,” Emily said. “They’re in love!”
    â€œAnd this morning,” Andrea whispered, “I walked by the Reading Recovery Roomand I saw them holding hands!”
    The Reading Recovery Room is Mr. Macky’s office. The girls collapsed in giggles again.
    â€œMaybe they were just shaking hands,” I said.
    â€œThey weren’t shaking, Arlo,” Andrea said. “They were holding.”
    â€œMaybe Mr. Macky was putting her under arrest,” I suggested. “He held her hand so she couldn’t escape.”
    â€œHe wasn’t arresting her, Arlo,” Andrea insisted.
    â€œMaybe they were arm wrestling?” I guessed.
    â€œThey weren’t arm wrestling, Arlo,” saidAndrea. “They’re in love!”
    Ewwww! Disgusting!
    â€œMaybe they’re gonna get married!” Emily said.
    â€œThey can’t get married,” said Neil the nude kid. “They’re teachers.”
    â€œIf Miss Daisy marries Mr. Macky, she’ll be Mrs. Macky,” Annette said.
    â€œMaybe she’ll keep her name,” said Andrea. “Lots of women do that. Then she’ll be Mrs. Daisy.”
    â€œMaybe she’ll combine their two names,” Ryan suggested. “She could be Mrs. Dacky or Mrs. Maisy.”
    All the girls were giggling and gossiping about what Miss Daisy would wear toher wedding and where she and Mr. Macky would go on their honeymoon.
    â€œThere isn’t going to be a honeymoon!” I shouted. “They’re not going out!”
    â€œWho’s not going out?” somebody behind us asked.
    It was Miss Daisy!
    Everybody stopped talking.
    â€œWhere were you, Miss Daisy?” asked Ryan.
    â€œI was in the Reading Recovery Room,” Miss Daisy said.
    â€œUm-hmmmmm,” Andrea said, looking at me.
    â€œIs Mr. Macky your boyfriend?” demanded Michael.
    â€œOh, I don’t know!” Miss Daisy giggled. But her face turned red like a tomato. That’s a sure sign that somebody has something to hide. “You’ll have to ask—”
    She didn’t get the chance to finish her sentence, because guess who walked into the door at that very moment?
    Nobody, because walking into a door would hurt. But guess who walked into the door way .
    It was Mr. Macky!
    â€œIs Miss Daisy your girlfriend?” we all asked.
    Mr. Macky didn’t say a word. Instead, he leaned over and kissed Miss Daisy!
    Ewwww! Disgusting! They weresmooching! Call the nurse! I thought I was gonna throw up.

    â€œOooooh!” Ryan said. “Miss Daisy and Mr. Macky are in love!”
    â€œWhen are you gonna get married?” asked Michael.
    â€œNext Sunday,” replied Miss Daisy.
    WHAT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mrs. Dacky and Mr. Maisy
    It had to be a joke. Miss Daisy and Mr. Macky couldn’t be getting married!
    But it was true. Miss Daisy told us that Mr. Macky had been her boyfriend for a long time, but they kept it secret. Then, at Klutzstock, he got down on one knee and proposed to her.
    Miss Daisy showed us her engagement ring.
    â€œIt’s beautiful!” said all the girls.
    Miss Daisy and Mr. Macky were going to get married on Sunday, and our whole class was invited to the wedding! Mr. Louie, who used to be a judge, was going to marry them in a church.
    Well, the girls got all super-girly—even girlier than usual. They were all hugging Miss Daisy and giggling and crying and saying how happy they were.
    â€œIs your new name going to be Mrs. Macky?” asked Andrea.
    â€œHow about Mrs. Dacky or Mrs. Maisy?” asked Ryan.
    â€œGee, I don’t know,” said Miss Daisy, who doesn’t know anything. “Maybe I’ll hyphenate my name.”
    â€œOnce they had to hyphenate me at a Pee Wee football game,” I said. “I almost passed out. But then they gave me something to drink and I was okay.”
    â€œThat’s ‘hydrate,’ dumbhead,” Andrea told me.