you know?â
Squinting, she tried to remember. âUh, 10B, I thinkâ¦â
Our form. I had to stop myself from laughing; Wes was going to have a coronary.
âCool, thatâs our form! Me and my friend Wes, thatâs him there, come and meet him.â
I motioned over my shoulder to where Wes was, shredding a napkin, and I rolled my eyes. Couldnât he be doing something to make him look cool, like texting or something? I made a mental reminder to teach him how to look good in front of people youâre trying to impress. I know Iâm not an expert, what with the carrot massacre and everything, but goodness knows I know more than he does, obviously.
We walked over to The Socially Awkward One and he looked up at Emily with a bit of a dazed expression on his face.
âThis is Emily.â
You could see the name pass into his brain and just swirl around, taking up all the space that was before occupied with thoughts on how to talk to human beings. He just nodded.
I took a deep breath and soldiered on.
âSheâs just moved here from America,â I explained, trying not to sound too much like a primary-school teacher.
âHey,â she said with her killer smile. âHowâre ya doing?â
Wes looked like he couldnât believe she was talking to him, then suddenly snapped into life.
âYeah, Iâm good, thanks, and yourself?â
She smiled straight into his eyes.
âIâm all the better for meeting you.â
I raised my internal eyebrows. Was that a line ?! Or did it literally just mean that she was glad that she met him? Americans are friendly, so that might just have been her being nice, or it could have beenâ
But I didnât have time to analyze her body language or anything like that, because as quick as a flash she said:
âOh my gosh, look at the time! I gotta get going! See ya at school, have a nice day!â
And with a wave, she turned on her flip-flops and ran (with more agility than Iâll ever possess) out of the door, and the bell on top jingled as it shut behind her.
I turned back to Wes, who was still staring at the door.
âSo?â I asked, smirking at his awestruck face.
He couldnât speak for a second, then managed to force out a word.
âEmily.â
âYes. Thatâs her name, Iâm glad you picked that up.â
âSheâs American.â
âYes.â
âSheâs blonde.â
âYes.â
âSheâs gorgeous.â
âMeh, I suppose if youâre into that whole plastic-looking thing, yeahâ¦â
âAnd sheâs moved here ⦠to Cathen ⦠to our school?â
âOur form, in fact.â
He paused for a second.
âGod is rewarding me for all of my good deeds, heâs sent her to me.â
I cracked a mocking smile. âYou donât do good deeds! You donât even do your own washing up! Juanita your maid does it! And youâre not religious!â
He came out of his saintly daydream and frowned at me.
âI do!â
âOh yeah, Lameboy, name one!â
âI ⦠erm, I ⦠I ⦠brought you ice cream when you had that stomach bug and couldnât come to school, a few months ago!â he finished triumphantly.
âI couldnât eat it, I was being sick!â I laughed. âI had to sit and watch you eat it all, whilst I wasnât allowed to eat anything or else Iâd throw up!â
That got him.
âIt was still a good deedâ¦â he grumbled, backing down. He looked me straight in the eyes. âWell, if God didnât send her to me, she must just be a very lucky coincidence.â He put on the hopeful eyes and gently tugged my sleeve. âWill you help me? You know Iâm useless at everything.â
I thought about it for a second.
Then I had a genius idea.
âCan Jonah stay in the tent?â
Wesâs eyes narrowed, and he put on his best John Wayne