since the Feldmans moved out. âI didnât see it and I walked right into it,â Tripp finished. He stood, tested out some weight on his foot by bouncing up and down a little.
âYou didnât see that giant moving van,â I repeated.
He shook his head. âSprung right up on me.â
I believed it. Iâd seen surprising things spring up on Tripp many times before. Whole walls, for example.
He bounced a few more times, then smiled. âIâm good,â he said. âDo I smell cookies?â He pushed past me and walked into the house, following his nose toward the kitchen. âSo whoâs moving in? Hope heâs our age and has a motorcycle.â
The last thing on earth Tripp needed was a motorcycle.
We rounded the corner into the kitchen, where Mom was sliding warm oatmeal cookies off a cookie sheet onto a cooling rack. Tripp made a beeline for them, stumbling over a stool leg and almost taking the entire cooling rack to the floor with him but catching himself just in time.
âHello, Tripp,â Mom said, completely unfazed. Mom was used to Tripp, too. I suppose once you see a kid take out the entire handrail on your basement steps, almost losing a few cookies seems like no big deal.
âHey, Other Mom,â Tripp answered, cramming a cookie into his mouth.
âWeâve got new neighbors,â I said, picking up a cookie and sniffing it, then putting it back onto the cooling rack. âHave you met them?â
Mom shook her head. âNo, but I think itâs just one man. Nobody your age.â She plopped more dough onto the cookie sheet in little mounds. If she didnât stop, we were all going to turn into raisins. We would have to change our name to the Raisin Family. I would have to wear raisin pants, and every time I opened my mouth to talk, a raisin would fly out, and Iâd just keep growing raisin-ier and raisin-ier until eventually I turned into a giant raisin monster and then Tripp would have to come after me, shooting an oatmeal cookie batter cannon at me from his motorcycle until Iâgrowling, of course, because all giant monsters made of food growlâexploded and rained down tiny bits of raisins on the whole city.
Actually, that sounded kind of awesome. I picked up the cookie again and ate it in two bites.
âDoes the new guy drive a motorcycle?â Tripp asked.
âI didnât see one,â Mom said. âI think heâs a bit older.â
âAw, man,â Tripp said, âjust some boring old guy, then.â
âHow do you know heâs boring? You havenât even met him yet,â Mom said.
Trippâs eyes lit up. âYeah, youâre right. He could be mean and scary with gnarled-up fingernails and acid breath, and he could sleep in a coffin. That would be so cool!â
âWell, now youâre making him sound like a vampire, Tripp,â Mom said.
Immediately I thought about the guy Iâd seen the night before. âMom,â I said, âhave you seen him? What does he look like?â
She shook her head. âI havenât. I think your dad has. You can ask him later.â
I didnât need to ask Dad. Deep in my gut, I already knew. The burglar in the hoodie Iâd seen last night ⦠was moving in!
I grabbed Trippâs sleeve and pulled. âCome on, letâs go,â I said.
âBot om ayting,â he said around a mouthful of cookie.
âYou can eat it and walk at the same time.â I actually had my doubts about that. Tripp could do almost nothing and walk at the same time.
âWhere we going?â he asked when we got outside on the sidewalk.
âTo Priyaâs,â I told him.
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