Inappropriate Thoughts (Victoria Wilde #1) Read Online Free

"Well, what do you call it when
a girl presses the back of her hand into it?"
    Brian glared at Rob.
    Jason looked wide-eyed at Brian, then his
face took on a serious expression, and he asked, "So she never
actually touched it?"
    "No," Rob answered for his friend.
    "Has she never touched it?"
    "Outside of clothes?" Brian asked.
    "Of course—it’s got to be out to count,"
Jason said.
    "Well, then no."
    "But last night she put the back of her hand
on it?" Jason asked.
    "And she pressed on it a little," Brian said
before realizing how lame it sounded.
    Jason smiled at him. "Well
in that case it’s called... nothing !" He jumped up and announced
loudly as he headed into the bedroom area, "Guys, wait till you
hear this!"
    After catching up with Jason, Brian grabbed
him by the shoulder. "Don’t be a dick. She said she has a surprise
for me tonight."
    Jason chuckled. "Yeah, maybe you can put
your big toe next to her pussy through her clothes."
    He proceeded to tell the
rest of the guys the station wagon story. Brian never should have
let it slip, since his suite mates would never let him live it
down. From then on, that particular sex act—or unsex act—was called
the BHJ (for "backhand job"), but some preferred to call it
"the un tug."
     

5
    Jillian agreed to a blind date with a
purportedly great guy who worked with the husband of one of her
close friends. Mike had a good job and was a competent tennis
player. Years ago, Jillian had put in a tennis court right next to
the pool, and she loved to play. She played number-one singles on
her high school team, and although she wasn’t good enough to earn a
spot on her college team, she continued to play at least a few
times a month for the past twenty years.
    Mike arrived, and Jillian gave him a quick
tour of the house and pool area before leading him to the court. He
was taken aback by the size of the house and the beautiful
landscaping. He started their date on the wrong foot, though, by
asking, "What did your ex-husband do for a living to afford all
this?"
    After glaring at him a moment, Jillian
replied, "He didn’t pay for any of this. I did."
    "You're a writer, correct?"
    "Romance novels mainly."
    "Huh," Mike said as he returned a look that
screamed he couldn’t believe writing books could support this type
of lifestyle.
    "Marci told me you played on your college
team," she said.
    "I was number one, but don’t worry—I’ll take
it easy on you."
    They started hitting the ball around as a
warm-up, and Jillian was easily able to keep up with him. She
thought he was a good player, but she figured he must have played
at a pretty small school, if he'd been number one on its team.
     
     
    (For a completely optional and somewhat short
Tennis 101 terminology lesson click here .)
     
     
    From the first point, it became clear to
Jillian that Mike would do whatever was necessary to not lose to a
woman. He served first and won his game easily. On her serve, she
reached game point against him only to have him call two of her
serves, which were clearly in, as out. She didn’t take issue with
his calls and lost that game on another questionable double fault
call. He held his serve again next, to go up three games to
love.
    She decided to play more aggressively by
coming to the net after each serve in the fourth game. This
strategy worked, and she won her next two service games and broke
his serve to bring the set even at three, despite more questionable
calls from her immature opponent. Both players held serve to six
games all, and Mike’s frustration was growing. During the tiebreak,
Jillian served first, and when she called one of his obviously long
shots out, Mike questioned the call. She reversed the call simply
to end the match as soon as possible.
    When they reached six points to five in the
tiebreak, Jillian came to the net, hoping to even the score, but
ended up badly out of position. Ignoring his opportunity to go down
the line for an easy passing shot, he instead chose to