thought to be woefully lacking in the necessary skills and diplomatic procedure. And she wonât be stuck in a backwater like this for long,â Cheran said, his lip curling. âShe needs schooling.â
âBackwater? Humph.â
At the tone, Jonesâ face and thoughts cleared of anger and he seemed to realize he had made a mistake. I read, clear as a seraph-bell, that he was here on probation. After all, how much trouble could a quick-tempered man make in an unimportant place like Mineral City? But this was his last chance to make good.
âManners ainât a problem for our Thorn. Sheâs been doing all right without your help the last decade or so,â Shamus said. âMiz Thorn, you willing to take responsibility for anything else stupid he does?â I could have hugged the old man. Rupert chuckled under his breath. Cheranâs mind went coldly quiet.
âIâll take care of him,â I said, following the mageâs thoughts.
The bakerâs brother added, âAnd get him into some decent clothes, not this girly rag heâs got on.â Elder Ernest jerked on the emerald velvet cloak, released the visa, and hobbled to the door, rudely turning his back on the visitor.
Shamus followed, saying, âSome orthodox factions are difficult enough these days without another catamite prancing around. Your pardon, Rupert, Audric.â
Cheran drew himself up and I gleaned from his mind that this time it was honest insult. âIâm not a catamite, youââ
âCareful there, son,â Waldroup said over his shoulder as he opened the door into the cold. âYou got to teach all that diplomatic stuff to our town mage. You donât want to be deported from a backwater posting following a diplomatic incident before you get it all taught.â Chuckling, the two elders shuffled out and closed the door.
âOur town mage ? â Cheran repeated softly, obviously surprised. Heâd been painstakingly prepped for this mission, tutored to deal with recalcitrant humans and instructed on how to pull my butt out of almost any fire. He had expected to find me in danger and up to my armpits in diplomatic troubles, but nothing was going like heâd expected. I wasnât what heâd expected. And that fact affected his secondary mission. I caught that before it disappeared beneath other thoughts.
He studied me closely. âWhatâs âour town mageâ supposed to mean?â When no one answered, he looked from my hand to the Apache Tear, still on the counter. His mind went quickly blank as he envisioned a candle flame, one of the first mind-clearing meditation techniques taught to a neomage child. It was the last clear thought I got from him. Below that it was all a cloudy muddle, shadowed by the flame. As a hint, it was pretty direct. I picked up the obsidian and looped it around my neck. His thoughts died away.
When we all continued to stare, silent and assessing, he said, âOur town mage, huh? Fine. Iâm adaptable. Whatâs wrong with my clothes? They were made according to the cut and style of the official neomage emissary to Atlanta. Theyâre modest and suitable to this miserable cold, and yet still have a certain flair.â He flipped the hem of the cloak in example.
âThe elders didnât kill him, so it looks like we have to keep him,â Rupert said, deliberately boorish, crossing his arms over his chest and leaning over a glass display cabinet. âBut you do have to get him properly dressed. That hat has to go. Even I wouldnât wear it, and Iâm pretty gutsy with my wardrobe.â That was an understatement. Rupert was a fashion queen.
Cheran reached up and touched his hat, running his hand along the foot-long feather regretfully. âI can leave the hat. And the cloak. What else?â
âI can find you some suitable clothes. Something wool. Maybe a mustard brown tweed coat and a bowler hat in