beefsteak pie we had for dinner upset your tummy?â She reached out to rest her dainty fingers on his brow and smooth away the faint lines there.
He jerked his head away. âWas I glowering? My apologies. Onlyâyou should not address me so.â
âAddress you? Ohâyou mean âdarlingâ?â Her eyes round and guileless, she asked, âWhy? Is it not a word signifying affection? And what more natural than for a daughter to feel affection for her Papa?â
âHmmmn,â said Devenish, and retreated into his newspaper.
âWell, dearest ancient?â persisted Josie, folding down the top of the page and viewing him over it.
He sighed and lowered the newspaper to his knees. âIn the first place, it is not a term usually employed towards aââ
âA very tottering old gentleman?â she interpolated, twining a strand of his hair into an elf lock.
âNo,â he answered, and watched hopefully for the dimples that usually flickered beside her mouth when he took her to task. She glanced up, met his eyes, and smiled. After a moment, Devenish recollected himself. âMoreoverâ he said sternly âyou were not ⦠Josie, will you stop giggling when Iâm trying to talk to you?â
âMy apologies, dearest.â She stood, skipped across the room, and took down the mirror from above the hearth. âOnly see how lovely you look.â
He glanced frowningly at his reflection. Small ringlets hung down all across his forehead. âGood God!â he exclaimed, running a hand through his hair in exasperation.
Josie laughed. âNow youâve made it worse. Oh, very well, if we must be grim, Iâll behave.â She set the mirror aside and knelt at his feet, hands folded in front of her. âI know, dear sir,â she sighed, âthat I am a great trial to you. âTis small wonder that you seek consolation in the arms ofââ
âI did not âseek consolationâ with Yolande! I told youââ
âThat she was panting with desireââ
âI said no such thing!â he gasped, horrified.
ââto see my pink velvet,â she finished demurely. âThat was what you said, was it not?â
âYesâ No! That isâ Oh, dashitall, childââ
Wrath flared in her eyes. âDo not call me that! I am a woman! Why must you alwaysââ She flung around to present her back to him.
He reached up and with one lingering finger touched the lace ruffle that edged her neckline, and after a moment, said gently, âBut you are my child. My very loved daughter, andââ
She sprang up and leaned over him with blazing eyes and teeth that gnashed so that he drew back, blinking. âWretched! Most odious ⦠youth! Oh, how I would like toâto scratch you!â And her hands came up, the fingers clawed and taut with her rage.
Standing politely, Devenish sighed for the second time. âWhy are we quarrelling so? If it is because you found meâer, holding Yolande, I told you how it came about.â
She drew a long, hissing breath, then walked to the fireplace and stood staring into the flames. âYes, I know. And I am not shocked because you were in the bedchamber with a married lady, ifââ
Angered now, he snapped, âYou go too far, miss! I have the greatest respect for my cousinâs wife, andââ
âOh, I could tell how much you respected her. Although, I would have thought you proceeded about the business ⦠hind end foremost, as it were.â
âHind endâwhat?â he stammered.
âForemost, Papa. Indeed, it might have proven less taxingâespecially for so aged and infirm a creatureâto have lifted the parcel down, instead of lifting her up. Nâest-ce pas? â
âI wasnât liftingâ Well, what I mean isââ
She turned to him. âWhat do you mean? Not that it