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meal with friends and they have suddenly gone organic and only having fresh food, even at a posh dinner. So there you are facing the dinning table with a naked human chained to it, still very much alive and struggling to get free, and you just know that you will end up getting a foot. Feet are yucky, not easy to bite, and you don't know if you should eat it or tickle it?
    The answer is easy - the human has two feet, so hang back and watch what the Vampire with the other foot does. If you are very unlucky and get the rump, just shut your eyes and bite.
EYES
    Our eyes can change color when we are angry, again it must be something to do with our species or the blood but if you worry about it then buy some colored contact lenses so you're in control.
EYESIGHT

    We all have good night vision to make up for not being able to see in bright light. Our eyes are very different from humans' as we can also see heat, a kind of thermal vision like a snake. This all sounds good but at night all you can see are the brightly-lit beating hearts of the humans and personally this always makes my tummy rumble, which is kind of embarrassing.
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FAMULA (Our Undead Maids)
    Famula are what humans know as the Vampire undead, or sometimes what they think all Vampires are. They are in fact turned female humans, and no matter how hard or illegal it is to turn a human it looks like plenty of Vampires have broken the rules in the past, as there are a lot of them around.

    They are all normally ex-pets that have got their wish for immortality, Males with their pick up line of…………"if you sleep with me I will make you immortal" (I still think it is a bit …. yuck ..of Males wanting to have sex with their food!) and now they live forever as a young undead ex-human females - the downside for them being that they get to serve us forever, too.
    I was at first surprised that I could tell the difference but it comes naturally with practise, the most obvious thing was the fangs. Famula have Hollywood film style sharp eye teeth when they smiled, where as Females have fangs, that when extended look like something you only otherwise see on long-extinct wildlife….er……. normally with the word Sabre toothed attached.
FAMULA (Maid Party)
    The Maid's party is traditional and it usually goes on for about 3 days ……first it is cake and balloons ….. Sometimes even a juggling act…… Then it is followed by all night dancing.
    The second day as the last balloon has been playfully popped by the Males …the (Cough, Cough) party gets into full swing and everything goes wild.
    The Males who I may say are looking shattered now, after spending hours trying to speed the start of the (Cough, Cough) party by helping pop three thousand balloons!
    Anyway Bambi my Maid looked fantastic in her short black dress without bra or panties………yes I know ……..but what can one say it is her day off.
    All maids look fantastic so it is quite intimidation to see so many gorgeous girls heading to the orgy…(sorry I mean party)….that is why Ice and I normally have a sleepover and no sleepovers are not lesbian ….well …I have asked my Aunt to make sure and she says it's ok.
    The Maids have all remembered what their Moms had said about how to walk sexy ……….you know….…..one foot in front of the other as if you were wearing a pencil skirt so that was it makes your butt wobble from side to side in a firm and attractive way……….. You do not …and I say NOT EVER ….walk with your legs apart as if you are still wearing diapers!!!!
    As a living breathing Vampire a full blood Alpha Female I feel sorry for my Vampire maid BAMBI, being turned ……..UNDEAD ……….. the type of Female vampire human males dream of having sex with as they never age and always look like they did the day they died ……………. er ………