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Should we tell the human Males that this is called Necrophilia ………….perverts!
    Bambi died and got turned way back in the dark ages …..During the 1970's I think, like most of the undead Vampire girls she does not bother with panties …or in fact any underwear!

    So vampires from her time have wonderful examples of Undergrowth …er…..Personal Rainforest, and like the head hair of the undead it instantly grows back if cut.
    I have noticed that with some of the more fashionable maids they turn their rainforest into a pony tail and the more adventurous ones attach coloured beads or little bells……….you may ask how I know this ……..well they all like wearing very short shirts and ………..well one can't help but notice ………...especially when the beads are in day glow orange and green, and as to the little bells well they give a completely different meaning to the words having a tinkle.
FANGBOOK and FANGPAGERS
    My best friend Ice has shown me the pictures people have tagged me in, and yes the ones covered in blood are of me. I have a whole section on Fangbook about me but only part of it is true and everyone exaggerates my part in the massacre.
    I do not have a connection to the Nest internet (or Nest-Net as it is known) as my Aunt is a little old fashioned over who I am allowed to talk with. She worries that it is the human internet and that I will meet up with strange old men, kill and eat them, and so spoiling my appetite for dinner.
FANGS: First the difference between types of fangs.
    Turnling fangs are the cute Hollywood sort that could with ease be sunk into a neck to allow a large flow of blood to satisfy the needs
    Fangs show your status, so if you have a mouth that makes you look that you are descended from piranha fish, you are at the top of the biting list.Males with small fangs get laughed at and pointed out in the street. It is always kind to tell them size does not matter but to have sex with them is out of the question as people will think you are perverted or a lesbian, and your parents will probably beat you. Try not to even get too friendly with these poor unfortunates as they will vanish one day as someone culls them to protect the gene pool before they can breed.
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    We call this the HOLLYWOOD
Male turnlings have these as do our undead maids

    We call this the Rabbit
The front two teeth as fangs!
Er, perhaps can be also found on a vampire rabbit!

    We call this the super gripper as the top fangs match the bottom ones
The bottom set are more like what we full bloods have,
when we bite, you know you have been bitten.

FANGS: Cleaning of the Fangs
    It is very important and as my Aunt always says "no-one wants to be bitten by someone with dirty fangs".
    Be very careful when cleaning as we often forget how sharp they are. I know I get some strange holes in my lips that makes me think I should buy some lip rings and pretend I did it on purpose.
    To get them to fully extend, lift your head back and yawn. Then hold that position as you first floss and then brush. After the brushing comes the polishing. Nowadays you can get rechargeable polishers that are used for cleaning jewellery; this is perfect for giving you a nice sharp clean bite.
FASHION
    Males have it easy, hand made shirts and trousers have been in fashion with Male Vampires for, like, forever.
    The fashion industry is really unhelpful to Female Vampires as it changes too fast to keep up with, and after the first 100 years fashion shopping gets to be boring.
    So, the general rule is:-
1  Go for black, go for tight.
2  If it looks fantastic on you but isn't in fashion, then people will think you are ahead of the trend or going retro.
3  A number of little black dresses (with different hem lengths due to fashion changes) will be a good idea to have in the wardrobe.
4  Expensive classic clothes last longer, a very expensive ball gown can last almost a century if you