of vanilla and then sighed heavily and also let him get everything he wanted, explaining to me that it was just Jakeâs ânervesâ that were making him behave so badly. Right.
The final straw was on Sunday afternoon, when my mom came back from Mattâs game and had a small bag of presents for Jakeâa team hat, a hoodie, and a mini basketball net and ball for his room.
âWhat does he get all this for?â I asked.
âOh, Emma, youâre really starting to become a counter,â said my mother impatiently. Being a âcounterâ is a major insult in my family. Itâs what my parents say about people who are overly concerned about what others have and count all the things they want. As soon as she said it, I turned on my heel, went to my room, and firmly shut the door. (I didnât slam it, even though I really wanted to!) My mom came up later to apologize, but I didnât feel any better and I let her know it.
âYou canât turn this whole family into Jakeâs slaves, just because you feel sorry for him!â I said.
âI know,â my mother agreed, wearily rubbing her temples. âI just hate to see him so upset.â
âHeâs upset because heâs spoiled,â I said.
âI guess he is,â she replied.
I was momentarily thrilled that Iâd gotten her to agree with a criticism of one of my brothers; usually, she just defends them or explains away their bad behaviors.
But then I felt guilty.
âAll Iâm saying is, the same rules should apply, even if he does have to go get a little operation,â I persisted. âI bet part of why heâs so upset is because youâre being so overly nice to him; itâs making him suspicious. So no matter what you say, all the presents and ice cream make him think the operation really is a big deal.â
âIâm sure youâre right,â she agreed with me, sighing.
Great, and . . . ?
âI just feel bad for him,â she said.
Aaargh!
I was relieved when the weekend was over and I got to leave my house and get away from the monster. I was actually looking forward to school. However, on Monday, all the Cupcakers wanted to know about was how âpoor Jakeâ was, and âWhat can we do for him?â There was no escape!
At lunch, Mia, Katie, and Alexis brainstormedabout ways they could make him feel better, and in the end they decided that a little cupcake send-off next Thursday after school would be a great idea. Then they all begged to come to my house again after school today, to do some sample baking and taste testing with Jake, one of their favorite pastimes. (Since he is such a sugar nut, heâs very gratifying to feed.) But I absolutely refused, insisting I needed to be away from that kid as much as possible or I would be tempted to take his tonsils out myself with my bare hands.
So after school the four of us trooped over to Katieâs and had a little baking session there. (Katie: âI bet heâd love snickerdoodle, right, Emma?â Me: âWhat ever .â) It wasnât the most fun Iâve ever had.
After about an hour the phone rang, and it was actually my mom calling for me.
âHi, Mom,â I said, taking the phone from Katie.
âHi, honey, I spoke to the PR person at the hospital whoâs coordinating the shoot. She gave me the details, and sheâs going to have to know right away if youâre interested, which is why Iâm calling you.â
âGreat! What is it?â
There was a little pause. âWell, itâs next Wednesday. . . . I know you usually only model onweekends, but just this once Iâll make an exception.â
âAnd?â
âPretty good money: Three hundred dollars . . . for about two hoursâ work.â
âAnd?â I was getting impatient. I could tell she was hiding something from me.
âWell, Em, itâs for the blood