have Touretteâs or something?â
Denny grins, his teeth smeared with chocolate. âPoopy pants!â he cries. Itâs true that Dennyâs teachers have complained about him disrupting class, but his outbursts tend to be pretty G-rated. Pee-pee, butt, stupid head, poop: your average first graderâs nuggets of comedy gold. Iâm not saying itâs
great
or anything, but heâs not exactly calling someone a stank-ass ho.
âNo,â I say sharply. âHeâs fine. And Iâm notââ
Lucky
, I want to say.
Iâm not lucky.
But instead I say, âIâm not letting you guys cut school.â
Cass shrugs and sits back in her chair, but sheâs chewing furiously on her lower lipâher giveaway since age two that sheâs trying not to cry.
âSorry,â I mutter.
âPoop, poop, poop,â Denny laughs, which are my thoughts exactly. And then thereâs a knock on the glass behind us.
I turn around to see a short, middle-aged woman with a gray pixie cut and a navy pantsuit standing in the doorway. Sheâs clutching a slim, leather-covered notebook, a pen, and a digital recorder, and sheâs smiling in that overcompensating way that doctors smile at little kids before giving them a shot. I donât have to look at the ID clipped to her blouse to know sheâs from Child Protective Services. I stand up, instinctively trying to block Cass and Denny from seeing her, from understanding what sheâs here for.
âHi,â she says in a condescending, honeyed voice. âAre you Michelle?â
âOur aunt is coming,â I blurt in a panic. âSheâs probably almost here.â
Theyâll try to split you up.
The lady nods even more condescendingly and says, âMyname is Janet. I just need to talk to you for a few minutes. May I sit down?â
I want to say no, to take her fancy notebook, hurl it down the hallway, throw both siblings over one shoulder like Iâm Schwarzenegger in
Commando
(Buckâs favorite movie, left behind on DVD, and the only thing we have in common besides our eye color), and run until my legs give out. But I know I have no recourse; weâre a bunch of unaccompanied minors in a police station in the middle of the night. I step back and lower myself into my plastic bucket chair, folding my hands primly on the table as if somehow weaving my fingers together can contain this phenomenal mess weâre in. Cass looks Janet up and down without a word or even so much as a facial twitch. Denny, meanwhile, bounces rhythmically in his seat. I shouldnât have let him have so much sugar all at once.
Janet pulls up a chair between Cass and me and sits with her legs crossed, placing her supplies in a neat row in front of her. She pushes a button on the recorder and then opens the notebook, licking her thumb to turn the pages. I hate that. Seriously, how hard is it to separate two flimsy pieces of paper without smearing your germy saliva all over the place?
âYou guys must be tired,â she says with a sympathetic frown.
Cass and I say nothing, but Denny, who doesnât know better, chirps, âI took a nap before, and then I had a candy bar.â He eyes her notebook. âCan I draw?â This kid will talk to anyone. It must be in his dadâs genes, because Cass and I are like Mom, immediately suspicious of strangers until proven otherwiseâand maybe even then.
âSure,â Janet says, neatly tearing out a sheet. âI even have an extra pen.â She hands Denny one of those thick ones withthe four different ink colors that you can change by pushing down the buttons, and Denny beams. I bet she uses that pen exclusively to charm small children.
âSo,â Janet continues, looking back and forth between the three of us, probably searching for physical signs of abuse she can put in her bullshit report, âI just have a few questions to ask so we can get you out