seat she was dragging me to, or Iâd end up spilling my gutsâand not in the âconfession thatâs good for the soulâ way.
Of course, sheâd chosen me alone as the focal point of her wrath. My blissed-out pal had smiled at her and skipped ahead to his seat in the VIP sectionâtwo pathetic, nearly empty rows in front.
âThis way, missy ,â the evil usher hissed, with a snort that smacked of her disapproval. It was the race thing. I could just feel it. Rocky and I had been through this too many times before. Not everyone wanted to see Dr. Kingâs dream of black and white together realized. Still, it wasnât her business.
Besides, we werenât a couple anymore, and I happened to be a âmrs.,â not a âmissy.â I wanted to say so in an effort to defend myself against her snark, but I figured sheâd really do me bodily harm if I had the audacity to be that brazen. As it was, she kept looking from me to Rocky. Her disapproval burned into me. Or was that heartburn? I couldnât tell.
âHeâs my pastor. Sort of.â I didnât know what else to say. I hadnât necessarily replaced him.
That infuriated Granny Hook even more and elicited a tighter squeeze. She brought her face close to mine. âYou ainât got no business goinâ round with yoâ pastor, hussy .â
Why did everyone find that idea appalling? Did somebody publish a church etiquette book stating that under no circumstances should one date her pastor? Did I miss a memo? And did that old bat just call me a hussy?
âLook, lady, Iâm married. To someone else.â
She glared at me. That did it. I could see my sinner status grow exponentially in her glassy eyes. I had become the whore of Babylon.
I tried to wrench myself from her grip to go sit with Rocky, but the guerrilla grandma yanked me to the center of the gymnasium. âDemon,â she hissed.
âLook, I know you and I didnât get off on the right foot, but I hardly thinkââ
âShush.â
I shushed.
Granny got very close to me. âYou foul demon of interracial dating and adultery, come out in Jesusâ name.â
â What? Demon of interââ
âShut up.â She slammed her open palm against my forehead.
âOw! Lady!â
Must not have been the response she wanted. âCome out!â
Just then a few more faithful joined her in casting out my interracial-dating-and-adultery demon. I briefly wondered if that was one demon or two.
âListen, everybody, Iâm not possessed. Iâm not even dating, interracially or otherwise.â
This didnât sit well with Granny Hook. She pulled me to the front of the auditorium as if she were my mother threatening to give me a beatdown.
A cameraman, his camera mounted on a huge tripod with wheels, came over to us. I noticed Hook had strategically marched me up to stand in front of the Plexiglas podium with the new Ezekiel âSon of Thunderâ Crusade logo. At the same time, a very well dressed man, much shorter than the giants that greeted us at the door, stuck a microphone in my face.
Grandma Hook spat her words at me. âYou lyinâ demon ! Name yourself.â
âI donât have a demon.â
â Name yourself!â She grabbed my shoulders and gave me a brain-rattling shake.
âIâm Amanda !â I certainly wasnât going to let her call me Bell.
âLiar!â
I started fishing around in my purse for my driverâs license. I could hear someone call out from the audience, âUhn-uh. Them demons be lyinâ. Donât wanna lose they home. Gonâ and cast it out, Sister Lou.â
Sister Lou snatched my purse away from me and threw it onto the floor, no doubt for effect.
âCome out!â Her spittle showered my face. She gripped my head with her talons digging into my forehead. Honestly, her laying on of hands almost gave me a