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her.
    “True, but if I wait ed any longer it’s more than likely to end up lost.” Danielle shrugged, giving me a wicked smile.
    “Should I be scared, because to tell you the truth……………..I am.”
    “Come on; you know me. ” she giggled, leaning back on a work table.
    Carefully , I peeled back one of the wrapped corners, cautious to what could possibly be in there. Danielle was a wild woman, letting nothing stand in her way of fun and entertainment. I could only image what could possibly be in this box.
    “Just open it already , you pansy.”
    Tearing the rest of the paper off the cardboard box, I lifted the lid carefully.
    “I thought we could send it to Stephanie and have her give it to Reid.”
    My mouth dropped in shock and horror. There was no way this would be placed in Reid’s hands, absolutely not. Inside the box was a make your own dildo kit and a gazillion double A batteries.
    “You have got to be kidding,” I stumbled, still unsure of what to say.
    “If you can’t have the real thing then this is the second best. Besides, Costco sells batteries by the fuck load. I’m sure it will hold you over for most of the tour.” Danielle smirked, wiggling her eyebrows in a suggestive manner.
    There was no way I was going to send this to Steph and ask her to give it to Reid. Hi Reid, Molly wanted me to give this to you so she can make a copy of your dick. Would you hurry please, I need to send it back to her A.S.A.P. She really has been in a dry spell since leaving you.
    “You are absolutely insane! There is no way I’m sending this to Reid!”
    “Want me to do it? I doubt he would even realize it was for you,” she questioned innocently.
    Smashing the lid back on the box, I shake my head and let out a soft chuckle. Leave it to my friends to think I need to clone Reid’s dick. Having his appendage would not help me get o ver the fact of him being gone quite the opposite actually.
    “Well, let me know. I have no problems asking him to do me the favor, if you know what I mean.” Danielle laughed, pushing herself off the desk and heading over to one of the racks in the room.
    “My friends are nuts,” I mutter ed softly, tucking the box under my arm and exiting the dressing room. Yes, I missed sex with Reid, but more importantly I missed the messed up connection we had with each other. I craved the back and forth pull we had, the guessing games I had to play, and the compassion he showed when I needed it the most. My entire body missed being around that man, and sadly, it was never going to happen again. Moving on sucks a big fat toe.
     
    Heading down the short hallway to find Megan, I noticed an already riled up Chance in the doorway.
    “Didn’t I send you guys back to the bus?” I yelled at the idiot.
    “Yeah, but the guys are playing on the Xbox and you know my ADD can’t handle sitting there for too long.” Chance smirked.
    “Well , don’t get into anything. Better yet, how about you just go sit in the dressing room alone.”
    “What’s in the box there , Blondie?” Chance asked, grabbing the clone-a-dick from my arms.
    “Chance, don’t you dare open it,” I shrieked, grasping at the air as he whirled his body around to block my advances.
    “Shit ! Seriously, now I’ve got to look.” He laughed, popping the top of the lid. “Why Miss Molly, I didn’t know you wanted a copy of my dick. I am still willing to hand over the real deal for you anytime you want it.”
    “You jackass; give me that,” I demanded, reaching around his wide body.
    “To tell you the truth, I don’t know if the mold would be long enough for my cock, though.” He laughed, handing the box back to me.
    “Oh stuff it , Ron Jeremy,” I muttered, smashing the lid closed and narrowing my eyes at the man. Chance had only one switch, off or on. And when turned on the only appendage that he was allowed to think with was his penis. How women found him attractive I’d never know.
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