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your nasty clothes, and get social before we leave for the radio station,” I shouted, ripping the curtain back on Chance’s bunk.
    “Take a Midol or something, you evil morning bitch,” Chance grumbled, burying his head under the small pillow.
    “Well good morning to you , too, asshole, and just for your information, my period was last week.” Grabbing the pillow, I ripped it off his head and tossed it on the floor. “In all seriousness, you all need to get up. Like now.”
    I watched as Eric and Jeremy pulled back their curtains, slowly sliding out of their bunks. Three down, one to go , I thought to myself as I reached across the small hallway and snatched Brantley’s back. Letting out a little gasp, there slept a very naked Brantley, oblivious to my morning rant on getting up.
    “Get up , Fucker.” Chance chuckled, flicking his hand on Brantley’s unprotected penis.
    “Son-of-a-bitch,” Brantley roared, instantly curling himself up in the fetal position.
    “Welcome to day one of the tour, Brantley; so glad you were able to join us,” I snickered, letting a satisfied grin appear on my face. “First day, boys; let’s make it count,” I cheered, heading for the small galley kitchen to start a pot of coffee. If I was going to get through this morning with four children, I required coffee, and lots of it.
     
    After indulging in several cups of liquid crack, I pulled on a pair of black boots and a heavy red pea coat. I knew Spokane was colder than Seattle, but I wasn’t exactly prepared for snow when I stepped off the bus. Suddenly, my face was attacked by the white stuff and laughter could be heard in the small parking lot.
    “What the fuck!” I shouted, dropping my banana and wiping the powder off my face.
    “That’s for waking me up this morning,” Chance remarked with a sloppy grin on his stupid face.
    “For serious , Chance? You tone-deaf cock knob!” I raved, readjusting my beanie and glaring at the men standing there laughing. Bending down to grab my breakfast off the street, my mind was already plotting revenge on the ass. Wouldn’t be very funny if he got locked off the bus tonight, naked, and alone. A sickening smile touched my lips and more ideas began to roll through my mind. Keep messing with me boy ; he has no idea who he was fucking with.
     
    The boys had the rest of the morning off after the interview. I sent them back to the bus and headed inside of the venue to check on Megan.
    “Oh Miss Blonde Bombshell! Y oo-hoo, over here!” Danielle shrieked down the hallway. I shook my head and waved at the crazed idiot.  Having her as head of wardrobe on this tour was going to be epic. Sure, we managed to get ourselves into some pretty amazing debacles, but hey, who doesn’t live it up while on the road with rock stars. I mean, come on. Some crazy antics are basically a given in this world.
    “First, I can’t believe you are still rocking the blonde hair; very mod of you. And second, have you seen the road crew? I swear they hired more hotties than I can go through in this short amount of time!”
    “You slut. ” I laughed, pulling her into a large hug. I missed connections like this. Danielle had become an awesome friend on the last tour, and having her with me on this one might just save my sanity. Well, what’s left of it anyway.
    “How was the drive down? Get any action?”
    “Really, Danielle? Do you not remember what happened last time? There is no way I’m crossing that line ever again,” I scoffed, rolling my eyes at her.
    “What? Just because you crashed and burned doesn’t mean you need to be celibate.”
    “Oh, I’m back in a monogamous relationship with my B.O.B. I’m not stupid; I can’t swear off sex completely.”
    “Well, in that case…………..”Danielle laughed, grabbing me by the hand and pulling me into her dressing room. “Happy birthday!”
    “My birthday isn’t for another couple months. ” I laughed, taking the long weird shaped present from