his forehead a little sweaty, and working a ponytail thatâs only about fifty percent successful.
âOh, yeah. Totally ready. Iâve been preparing for this moment for years.â
âWhere are your sides?â he asks, ignoring my sarcasm.
I know Iâm missing something but I lift my arms up, showing him my sides.
âYour script, dipshit.â
âOh. I left it outside.â Where I was smoking cigarettes, which I bummed off one of the sound guys, Saul, just for something to do.
People say being on set is boring as hell, and theyâre right. After an hour of waiting for other people to do God-knows-what, I want to climb out of my skin. The cigarettes were a dumb idea. I donât smoke, and now my throat feels raw. Thatâs probably the last of my smoking days, right there. I have to protect my voice.
The only upside of smoking was seeing the girl with pink hair. She was something. Great style. Great body. Great everything. Really, really cute. Iâm used to seeing beautiful women. LA is overflowing with them. But she had something special. I look around for her again, but there are no girls in the studio besides Mia, whoâs been rushing around all over the place like the buildingâs on fire. Sheâs leaning over Adam at the moment, pointing at a paper in front of him.
âIâll get you another one,â Brooks says. âMia, can youââ
âIâm on it,â she says, popping up. In two seconds sheâs handing me a fresh script, like she can telepathically identify every problem that needs to be fixed.
âThanks,â I say.
âNo problem.â I expect her to rush off again but she stays with us. âWeâre all set, Brooks. Anytime you want to start.â
âGreat.â He looks at me. âHereâs how this is going to work. First, weâre screening the actors in the next room.â
Mia raises her hand. âThatâs my job. Step one.â
âWeâll evaluate there,â Brooks continues, âand send the actors we think have the most promise in here to read with you.â
This isnât what I expected. I expected dozens of beautiful women waiting in line for me.
âYouâre quality control?â I say to Mia. âThen Iâm trusting you. Only send the hot ones through.â
She lifts an eyebrow. âRight.â
âThe lines youâll be readingââ Brooks takes my papers and starts flipping through them, searching, searching. After a second, Mia lifts them from his hands and turns to a page. âRight here.â
âThatâs them,â Brooks says. âThese are the lines youâre reading, but the important thing is to just stay relaxed, go with the flow. If you make a mistake, donât worry. This is a test for screen presence. The cameras wonât even be on you. Just give these girls something to work off. Oh, and wear your ski hat. Your headâs really distracting. We cool?â
Brooks levels an anxious look on me. Over his shoulder, I see my brother watching me. This whole thing, me reading lines for this audition, is sort of hilarious, but Brooks and Adam really have been working toward this for years. I can suck it up for a morning and try to do this right.
âSure, Brooks. Iâve got this.â I take my papers and sit on the couch under the lights.
Mia comes over and attaches a microphone to my t-shirt.
âWhatâs this for? I thought there werenât going to be cameras on me.â
âThere arenât going to be.â
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âKay.â She leans down right in front of me, trying to get the microphone on, and sheâs wearing a low-cut blouse so I appreciate the view.
âRoxanneâs your first,â she says.
âActually, that ship sailed a long time ago.â
âEw, Grey. Focus?â
âRight. Roxanne.â
Mia shakes her head before she leaves, like she canât