flames.
The conflagration was fueled by bursts of silver and gold and red and green sparks as various chemicals and compounds ignited in the blaze. We could hear the whistle of Piccolo Petes and the staccato bursts of firecrackers and the flash of sparklers and Roman candles as they exploded from the heat. In fact, if it werenât for the absolute devastation of the building, you could have almost described it as âpretty.â But it wasnât pretty.
Not in the least.
While Janice and the others helped Lars and me out of the pond, Ruth ran to our car to fetch some towels. I thanked Lars for saving my life, even though it felt like Iâd been hit by a freight train. Han-wu ran around making sure that no one was hurt in the accident, while Fie-tann, manager of the factory, made sure the fire didnât spread to the rest of the complex. The workers fought to get the blaze under control. There were hoses and bucket brigades everywhere you looked.
During all of the chaos, Jonny and Sarah had slipped behind the moving truck, where they took a few moments to decide which country they should run away to. They found a hiding spot behind the front tire where they waited for the next explosion, the one that would happen once I got my hands on them. I came around the corner and found the two of them crouched down in a huddle, shivering like two rabbits caught in a trap. I stood over them, hair and clothes dripping from the pond, a thunderstorm painted on my face. The two children could guess what was coming next.
Sarah whimpered, âIâm Sorry ?â
â Sorry ?! Youâre Sorry ?! Youâre gonna be Sorry!â
I gathered what was left of my raveled nerves and prepared to unleash a barrage of angry words upon my two children just as I heard the sound of the research building collapsing. The ground shook as the roof and walls caved in, raising a cloud of ash and smoke, until all that was left was a pile of smoldering rubble. I watched it through the windows of the truck.
As it tumbled down, so did my out-of-control anger. Yelling wasnât going to fix anything. Nothing could fix this. Instead, I pictured the crumbling building taking my career as a pastor down with it. How was I ever going to face the people of Boomtown after something like this? This wasnât a dryer full of melted marshmallows or a cat covered in Vaseline. This was the disaster to beat all disasters!
Deflated? Absolutely. Mortified? Certainly. Embarrassed? No doubt about it. But there simply isnât a single word to describe how I was feeling. I donât think the dictionary has invented the word for it yet.
CHAPTER 2
The Big Bang Boom Box
A s it turned out, I completely miscalculated the reaction of the people of Boomtown. We werenât outcasts; we were celebrities! Word of the explosion spread quickly, so by the time we finally pulled up in front of our rental house, we were surrounded by people wanting to know the gritty details.
One of those people was a man who showed up with his wife and several children. He slapped me on my sore back and spoke in a very loud voice, âMy name is Matthieu LaPierre, and this is my wife, Pauline. Weâre your neighbors, five doors down on the right. I just had to come on over and shake your hand!â
âYou did?â
âSure, sure! You really know how to make a splash! Burned down the research lab at the fireworks factory on your very first day! How about that! â
âIt was an accident. Really, we didnât do it on purpose.â
ââCourse you didnât, I know that. But that doesnât change anything. You done it! Wow! What a story! I wish Iâda been there to do it myself!â
âYou do?â
âAbsolutely. Iâve never been lucky enough to burn anything down. My only real claim to fame is our twelve children.â
âTwelve?â
âYep, with lucky thirteen on the way. Thatâll make a bakerâs